10 Reason to Buy a Lotus

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10. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.

9. Instead of an air bag, there is a whoopee cushion taped to your steering wheel.

8. You lose the stoplight challenge to a 14 year old on a moped.

7. 15 minute Jiffy Lube needs to keep your car for 3 days.

6. When you gas up, the attendant asks, "Can I re-duct tape that rear window for you?"

5. Thieves repeatedly break in your car just to steal the "Club."

4. While sitting at a stop light, people keep running up to you and asking if anyone was hurt.

3. For the last five years, you've had to settle for making "vroom, vroom" noises while in the driveway. Wirh one real engine noise a year and then a 5k bill.

2. And why do I get a girl friend and then loose them on right hand turns?

1. Traffic reporters start referring to you by name when discussing morning tie-ups.