joke for monday morning

[lisalotus]

The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and

went to heaven.

At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and

your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out

with anyone you want in heaven."

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with

God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God.

God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented

the Harley Davidson motorcycle?"

Arthur said, "Yep, that's me."

God said, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty

unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?"

Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said, "Excuse me, but

aren't you the inventor of woman?"

God said, "Yes."

"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major

design flaws in your invention:

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions;

2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;

3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much;

4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;

5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!"

"Hmmmmm, you have some good points there," replied God, "hold on." God went

to His celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the

results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but

according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."

[esprit350]

he he he

[Jonathan]

rofl - good one

[Evil_Dr_Fish]

Lol!

Hmmm... Apart from 2 & 5 I must take great exception to Mr Davidson's claims!!

Wobble TOO much?!?!?! NO SUCH THING!