Contact Sparky for details, but be quick because it's first come, first served on a limited basis. Please help secure a comfortable retirement in a nice care home for him.

Remarkably slim hips. I suppose that's a prerequisite for mincing up and down the aisles.  

Matching line of undies in the offing?

Do the trees look more like an R than an X?

 

New service?

I'm not sure what this one is all about, though.

I was simply picking my teeth.

I had specialist trading for that, you know.

Or was it training?

You look very pretty mate, don't listen to all the jealous boys, they just wish they were as gorgeous as you! Xx

I'll wear it for you next time we meet xxx

Just the polo shirt right? Well that and maybe some edible panties xx

I'll have to check with my supplier in Margate...

Just the polo shirt right? Well that and maybe some edible panties xx

 

That's fine, but they only come in one flavour.

Cherry right?

More like aged prune.

Not my first choice, but it's what's inside that counts!

About 15mins drive from my house is an area that's coincidentally called Watford which houses a business park littered with car type places. Jap modified, tyre, general servicing, custom trike builders, you name it.....

Every time I've driven past it I've mused to myself about starting Watford Exotics South Wales and help you to extend your brand to the international market place.... The Welshies

How do you fuel inject a sheep?

Ewe will need to ask Dany Baharrr

I'm afraid Margate Exotics is the next franchise up for grabs.

There's very little that's exotic in Margate!!

Margate, that's doesn't sound exotic enough

Neither, if we're honest, does Watford.

The Horns. Nuff said...