Explain this to your Insurance Company (NLC)

[s4simon]

Hello - Er - Claims Department

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Well

You See

[Jonathan]

ROFL

[neal]

Bit of T-cut and it'll buff out no problem :-)

I wonder if it occurred to the guy that he could use a single pick-axe more than once?

I don't think it would be too difficult to track the purchase down. It's not the sort of thing you're likely to forget. Guy walks in a hardware store and buys seven identical picks-axes.

Actually scrub that. You could walk into Homebase or B&Q wearing an 'I'm going to kill my wife' tee-shirt, purchase a chainsaw and no one would bat an eyelid :-)

[neal]

Or it's Tracy Emin's latest masterpiece, 'Carnage of the roads'. Coming to the Tate Modern this winter.

[Guest teigan]

i'd recognise that handywork anywhere. hi tamara. hope things are going well for you.

[punky]

Hello claims department, I think I'm being picked on!

[neal]

It's great the way the police are guarding it in case someone's going to steal it!

Ironically it's probably easily repairable - new tailgate, rear window, roof, front window and bonnet. I doubt anything serious has been hit in the engine since the axes are so off centre and having penetrated fully, probably haven't hit anything serious.

Compare that with James' little prang and likely write-off and it really isn't fair.

Edited October 2, 2005 by neal

[Hairyarse]

Looks like someone had an axe to grind!

[Paul C]

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[Taro]

I imagine the owner of the parking space was cheesed off when he saw the audi in his spot......did anyone say 'take your pick'??