My car is my lover

[davegtst]

Watched this program last night, what a bunch of weirdos! For anyone that didn't see it there was two very odd people who acually have sex with cars! One of them even had a 5 knuckle shuffle over the film crew's rental car and the other's trans am. Only in America

[Kimbers]

It takes all sorts. Saw it for about 10 mins till I realised what it was about and then made swift exit........

[mr.oogieboogie]

but where did you exit to?

[V8 Owners Fem Slave]

.....ah but did they use "i'm in love with my car" by Queen as the theme tune???

[Paul Coleman]

Man who loves his cars

There are some strange people about.

Paul.

[abrussich]

Sex with automobiles! some real sickos out there. And besides what was wrong with their vacuum cleaners on that day?

[Autocross7]

All I can add to this - is this...

WTF???

Cameron (feeling beter about myself daily!)

Edited May 29, 2008 by Autocross7

[Katie]

FFS....whatever next? I'm wondering if it's easier for a woman to have sex with a car....

[Jonathan]

My guess is that it's not real, the guy's obviously got some attention seeking issues.

[davegtst]

Thats what i thought at first but one weirdo was walking round the carpark with no pants on jacking off over cars! Would need to be a very serious attention seeker.

[mr.oogieboogie]

women having sex with cars, may have to be a manual lovley shiney gear knob. better change the subject, some strange people on the planet

[andydclements]

Obviously lots of them on this forum.

This thread has been a great source of hilarity at work for myself and a colleague.

"Derrick , look at this"

"Derrick, it just got worse"

"Derrick, I didn't think it could get any worse"

And so it goes...

[Autocross7]

Good lord! As if cell phones and make-up are not bad enough to deal with while driving! Now there will some shop offering you ladies a selection of vibrating shifter knobs "for your driving pleasure".....

Cameron

[arbell9]

FFS....whatever next? I'm wondering if it's easier for a woman to have sex with a car....

Apparently there are videos on the web showing this stuff, but only after the watershed. Move along, nothing to see here.

[greyhound20]

Wow! I actually feel normal after reading that article.

I guess I'm not that screwed up after all!

[jetace25]

I suppose the world can be a lonely place.

But that's not the remedy that springs to mind.

[Iconic Ride]

Stephen, anyone who uses his dog as an "avatar" has got to be daft! (oops)

[greyhound20]

Guilty as charged!

[esprithk]

oh. my Goodness..

someone put this documentary film on Youtube !!

[jetace25]

THAT'S DISGUSTING.

Can you post a link?

[Autocross7]

As bizzaro as it is, the legal system will soon kick in with questions like:

How old does the car have to be if statutory rape laws are not to be violated?

If you transport the car over a state line for purpose of sexual activity is it okay?

If you drive the car over state lines, are you in fact transporting it? See above.

How can "car lovers" get "car lover rights" for tax use?

If you get caught "with" you car by your wife (or husband), is it an affair worthy of divorce?

Exactly what safe sex practices should be used"

Should the car get impregnated, do you have to wait for some period of time before selling the new car?

If selling the current car, that was your "lover", is there some other definition of "used car" that applies?

Do people ned to clarify exactly how they mean the term "hot car"?

If you purchase a car, and then have sex with it, are you in violation of prostitution laws?

What determins if the car is a car or a sex slave?etc...etc..etc...

Cameron

[greyhound20]

Do you still have to respect your car the next morning?

[esprithk]

jetace 25, just go to youtube and search "my car is my lover"

you will have a clear picture! (especially when you watch part 3, part 5, and part 6)

*this guy needs to see a doctor.

lucky that he is in love with car,

if he's in love with human, he may be a "serial rapist"!!

(you do not want your car to share the same parking lot with his car)

by the way, the next episode after this one is "married to the eiffel tower"

(this is another blizzard behavior)

Edited June 14, 2008 by esprithk