LEF Fantasy Football League

[Bibs]

I've had a serious re-shuffle.. watch out

[Tentenths]

Uh-oh... watch your mirrors chaps!

[Kimbers]

I've had a serious re-shuffle.. watch out

Great we xcan all have a giggle next week when you score 9

[Bibs]

I've had a serious re-shuffle.. watch out

62 points, fear me

[Kimbers]

62 points, fear me

oh pants!

beats my 47

[Evil_Dr_Fish]

From my favourite Sh1t-rag!

"We can't help but give another airing to

David Beckham's interview in the tabloids this

week. In this article, he hoped to convince

people that he was a normal, good guy who

should still be playing for England. Really.

Beckham says that when the England manager

called to say he'd been dropped he phoned his

wife and then Tom Cruise. "He's a great guy

to be able to speak to because he is a

very positive-minded person."

"He talked about everything I had done in

the World Cup, about the goal I scored and

the goals I set up. He said I was a great player,

that I played for Real Madrid, I've got a

healthy family and three boys and a wife who

love me to bits. It does you good just to hear

somebody saying that sometimes."

Odds on Beckham moving to LA and becoming

a Scientologist after football: 1-100

Odds on Steve Mclaren wanting to pick

him for England after this: 100-1"

[Kimbers]

I thought he shoulda been replaced 12 months earlier. He hasn't played well for England for years. He should take Paul Scholes example, he was shockingly bad for 12 months for England and retired himself.

As for the fantasy league Ye shalle all be eating my olde dust after this week!

[david]

Hi. Just joined the league with the team selected by my 10 year old. Got some catching up to do!

Do I detect you've done this before Martin?

.... and just how many Kimbers are there?

[Tentenths]

Sshhh... he obviously hasn't noticed

[Kimbers]

Whos at the top???? Dammit, was me for a week.

There's Me Kimbers, John Kimbers (Older Bro), David Kimbers (Younger bro) and Andy Kimbers (Cous).

Of course there only one real Pinky Kimbers!

[Bibs]

64 points this week, nicely done

[Kimbers]

Well Craig got 63, Go Skiddyboys!.....That blasted Lawsie beats me every time! Last year I finished 2nd and he finished 1st and then in Fantasy World cup I finished 3rd and him 2nd!

And who's towards the bottom then??? Cliffy Whiffy

[gghc87]

Well Craig got 63, Go Skiddyboys!.....That blasted Lawsie beats me every time! Last year I finished 2nd and he finished 1st and then in Fantasy World cup I finished 3rd and him 2nd!

And who's towards the bottom then??? Cliffy Whiffy

You all need someone like me to make the rest of you look good.

Cliffy Whiffy

now will someone explain to me the rules please...........

Edited October 17, 2006 by gghc87

[Kimbers]

Don't forget to change players around weekly. You have one free transfer every week, It's best to use him to replace injured or poor performing players. Also check which team is playing which, so if Chelsea are playing Wigan you don't want to play your wigan players etc.

Thats it really! You can still pull back your deficit. One or 2 good weeks and you catch Bet tsy our illustrious leader!

[Kimbers]

I am da man.......you is all pants......I is drunk.....you is all sober.....I is going to the loo............

[Tentenths]

Holy pants! I've slumped from a fairly respectable 2nd/3rd to a miserable 10th. And if that were not enough every single member of the Kimberclan has overtaken me That'll teach me to forget my team for, er, well, a couple of months

About time I did my first transfers of the season then Right, that's that done. Now just the small matter of reclaiming my rightful position at the top of the table back

[Kimbers]

BWAWAWAWA....

I AM A GOD!!!! when it comes to footy........

Thou shalt continue looking upwards of me till the end of time.......or the end of the season, whichevers sooner!

Strange when you consider that my older Bro John kniws absolutely nothing about footy at all!

[Guest Steve L]

Hey Kimbers

With all this management success - thought about working for Delia - Norwich could do with a manager.

[Kimbers]

As a Wolves supporter I am insulted sir and I call you out. Pistols at dawn!

[Guest Steve L]

Good idea - lets shoot dawn ( whoever she is!! )

[Kimbers]

She's my cousin but not part of the fantasy league.

She's a babe though, bit like all Kimbers's.......I meant for someone else....no 6 fingered kids for me.

[Tentenths]

Holy pants! I've slumped from a fairly respectable 2nd/3rd to a miserable 10th. And if that were not enough every single member of the Kimberclan has overtaken me That'll teach me to forget my team for, er, well, a couple of months

About time I did my first transfers of the season then Right, that's that done. Now just the small matter of reclaiming my rightful position at the top of the table back

10th to 5th in a fortnight eh? B)

Right, that's two members of the Kimberclan dealt with... two more to go now

Watch and learn lads, watch and learn

[Kimbers]

You have to get past me and Skidz first! At the top and staying there!

[Bibs]

I thought I was doing well with 47 points, I'm still 11th!!

[Bibs]

Ahhhh! The mighty Kimbers is doing the business and Mr Bibsy boy is languishing at the bottom!

(Kimbers, on Bibs's computer while he's in the loo!)