Invite to All TLF Members - Tony K. Car Party - July 13, 2013

[Bibs]

Welcome home

 

 

I didn't expect to win the lottery either but they omitted to add that to this leaflet! 

[Simon350S]

Welcome home indeed!

What is it this time?

[Bibs]

Driving in lane 1 while 2 was empty and there were a few cars in 3 & 4. 

 

To be fair, it's just a warning leaflet. We did discuss the new offence for lane hogging and them perhaps trying to grab some business off those guys but that's not come into force yet.

[Simon350S]

Shame. It needs to!

Did you tell them about your record for counting cars?

[ramjet]

Could have been worse then?

[Camshaft]

Shame about the ticket/warning, Bibs. You should start framing them, like I do.

 

I'd just like to point out that after the "Twizzlers" video was posted, a little orange "HOT" icon popped up next to the thread title. You're welcome, nerds.

[Bibs]

[Camshaft]

Bibs nearly killed himself on that damn bike. Next year, I'm bringing a tricycle to prevent such vehicular malfeasance.

Edited July 17, 2013 by Camshaft

[Moxie]

I'd just like to point out that after the "Twizzlers" video was posted, a little orange "HOT" icon popped up next to the thread title. You're welcome, nerds.

Screw the Twizzlers. We just want to know when you'll be releasing TLF-sponsored porn under the name "Camshaft".

[Camshaft]

Screw the Twizzlers. We just want to know when you'll be releasing TLF-sponsored porn under the name "Camshaft".

 

"Well ma'am...it seems like your Esprit is running hot and rough. Let me pop inside and take a look under the hood, see what I can get my hands on down there." *bass guitar riff*

 

Edit: Wow, I just uncovered a new talent. I'm pretty good at writing this stuff. Look for "Fifty Shades of Green" at your local booksellers' in six months or so. Screwing Twizzlers will probably be in there somewhere.

Edited July 17, 2013 by Camshaft

[Moxie]

*bass guitar riff*

Paging TLF member, Manthing, to the front desk...

 

 

Maybe you should be the first guy to cover this on a uke.

Edited July 17, 2013 by Moxie

[Tony K]

And where's the video huh? Pictures can be photoshopped. I won't believe you were there until I see the video.

 

Yea, I am a non-believer.

 

Bibs nearly killed himself on that damn bike. Next year, I'm bringing a tricycle to prevent such vehicular malfeasance.

 

More proofs!   . . . with Lotus and BMX skillz content! 

 

[Moxie]

More proofs!

[Camshaft]

Nice cameo by the Datsun in there. I call dibs on one of those teeshirts!

 

Also, I'm glad we caught Bibs' accident on video. You know, for insurance reasons.

Edited July 18, 2013 by Camshaft

[Bibs]

You need to switch the brakes to the right way round. I'll check my progressive policy and look up the mal-fitted brakes compensation levels

 

Getting those t-shirts made by the way

[Camshaft]

I just checked, and all of my bikes have left/front and right/rear brakes...maybe UK bikes are different? Is you chain and sprocket on the left side, too?

[Moxie]

None of you guys waved a yellow flag or doused him in halon when he was down? WTF?!

[Tony K]

Must have T-shirt!!!!   

[lotusdogg]

So much like! What a great time...I must get there one day!!!

[s1guy]

i,ll def take 2 of those shirts !!!!!!,,lol

[Kimbers]

What worries me is Tony's serenading of Bibs with "Baby you're the best!".

 

Apart from the fact you let him drive your car!!

[Moxie]

Bibs,

 

If you want, I'll do up a vector graphic of the t-shirt in the same Helvetica style as the shirt you wore over here. But somehow with Tony K involved and you guys in an S1, I'm thinking tightly kerned/outlined Eurostile Extended is a must.

[Bibs]

Get involved! I'll have to ping the black/gold logo over to you

 

Holiday snaps

 

http://www.thelotusforums.com/forums/gallery/album/319-tony-k-car-party/

[Camshaft]

Cracking photos, Bibs! I noticed my new avatar as well...looks great but it's a shame it's not animated. "Knob, 911. Knob, 911. Knob, 911..."

[Bibs]

It will be soon, although I'll likely go for "911, knob, 911, knob..."