Adverts on TLF

[andydclements]

But in that case, it's actually the reverse. They do like.....

Somehow I just cannot imagine Cpl Jones saying it.

[mayevora]

I think I’m now getting these same ads - is it because I’m clicking on everything Neil’s been buying and posting?

[Neil]

No, it’s because you are a pervert!

[andydclements]

This time I had to check the thread, as Neil's post could have applied to so many forum members (I know the word "fourm" was superfluous but I also know there'd have been sniggers otherwise) 

[mayevora]

Yes I know....but are they good value for money Neil? ?

[Neil]

Still doing the research Mr May, still doing the research...

 

[Advantage]

It might be worth putting a spoiler alert on this thread in case you accidentally divulge details of someone's Christmas present, whether that be giving or receiving. 

[Neil]

Nothing to hide! But just for the record I have not bought @Bibs or @Kimbers the butt plug that looks like a glass spark plug , nor has @mayesprit got an hour of free passion with Veronica at No.11 (you know, floppy boobs, smashed face, drives a Vauxhall Corsa) 

@Advantage ever heard of Pegging? Well, Merry Christmas...

[mayevora]

What?!?! ?‍♂️ - feeling let down.

 That Xmas jumper I got you is going back to the store now. ??

[Neil]

1 hour ago, mayesprit said:

What?!?! ?‍♂️ - feeling let down.

 That Xmas jumper I got you is going back to the store now. ??

I thought Veronica was your type??? 

[mayevora]

Gift wrapped of course ?