Arggghhh Medic I'm Hit!

[Kimbers]

Ok...please don't laugh cause I is injured but I suppose I can see the funny side......

I had just parked up my bike and walked into the garage to put my helmet away when I trod on one of my sons water guns and it went out from under my feet. As I landed I tried to grab the door, breaking my little finger on bending it back to the knuckle (at least thats what my wife said the swelling and fact it's gone black means). As I bounced off the door I distinctly remember thinking "This is really gonna hurt now" as I landed, back first, on my sons bikes.

I lay there for a minute swearing and crying in equal measure and finally picked myself up and went inside to see my personal nurse. On walking into the bedroom I dropped my trousers to see the damamge and stood on the upturned plug from the DVD player and sat heavily onto the bed, swearing again. My wife promptly popped up with "don't sit on the hair straighteners, they're on!" At which time I was just beggining to wonder who was cooking pork......and added a burnt arse to the long list of injuries:

Broken pinkie, Sore spine, huge Bruise already on my thigh, bruised sole of my foot, burnt buttock and finally a very stiff elbow.

So now I want some simpathy....not or or and definately not

[arbell9]

Ha Ha!

Edited August 12, 2007 by Alex --GT3--

[John V6]

Domestic violence I think !!!!!!!!!

_

[andydclements]

And some TV presenters would either pay good money to display on prime time the video of that happening, or , pay good money for the vidoe of that to not be displayed of it hapening to them.

There's no point in expecting sympathy, when one of my colleagues has a bike crash a couple of years ago (both car and bike badly damaged, but he came into work a day later), i was going to inflate balloons and display them tied in pairs, one black, one blue.

Andy.

At least it's all low speeed, walking stuff, just be carefull with the spine.

[iainskea]

Hilarious Mr K, I had to muffle my laugh as it is early Sun morning here and everyone is still asleep.

I hope you didn't damage your bike helmet on the way down, and you get complimentary breakfast on the weekend.

It's going to hurt operating the clutch Mon,

Iain

Edited August 11, 2007 by iainskea

[Loose Cannon]

Sorry.

[esprithk]

this must be the story of the upcoming "Mr Bean" movie

anyway, get well soon!

[mayevora]

Think that would have made a good sequence in one of the 'Carry On' films.

Sounds like a good needed matey.

[Simon350S]

Don't mean to laugh........ But.....

[t70]

OMG THAT WAS QUITE A HILARIOUS ANECDOTE!!! FABULOUS STORY.... you should write to Readers Digest with that one... maybe win some cash!

[esprit350]

if dont want anyone to laugh, dont tell anyone... ha ha

get well soon

[esp88]

So, You also had a bad day .....

[John V6]

Must be changing jobs then.

Stunt Man !!!!!!!!

[SE Owner :-D]

Glad to hear that i am not the only person cursed with bad luck.

That must of been painful and not in the slightest bit funny.

:laughing:

[Simon350S]

Sorry Kimby.....

Just read out your story to my Mum, Dad n grandmother.....

They are all currently Pissing themselves laughing........

Simon

p.s. hope your feeling a little better.....

[arbell9]

What happened to my picture of Nelson Muntz????????

[Setras]

Don't think you need sympathy, think you need bubble wrap....

[Katie]

Perhaps even PINK bubble wrap.....

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/50-100-x-135mm-Pink-...1QQcmdZViewItem

[Kimbers]

Oh god do I ever ache today. Got my fingers strapped up now and my middle finger looks bigger than my thumb! Nice, thanks for all the sympathy

[Cliff]

I'm sending help...

[Bibs]

Me too!

[cbclotus]

Hope you feel better soon Kimbers .take it easy .mike and family

[USAndretti42]

Really sorry to see that you hurt yourself in such an embarrassing way.

No. I couldn't do it. Thought I could type that with a straight face but I failed.

Sometimes it's better to stay in bed. At least you didn't fall off your bike. That would have been embarassing.

[lotus4s]

[andydclements]

Really sorry to see that you hurt yourself in such an embarassing way.

No. I couldn't do it. Thught I could type that with a straight face but I failed.

Sometimes it's better to stay in bed. At least you didn't fall off your bike. That would have been embarassing.

He probably needs the safety sides in bed to stop him falling out, landing on something, breaking his nose as he hits the floor etc.

Andy