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This has probably been asked before but I couldn

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I'm sure we've had a thread on this before but can't find it at the moment. IIRC several fairly plausible theories have been put forward over the years but nobody has ever provided a definitive answer.

Yep thats what i thought... i have heard most of the stories but wonder which if any are true????

Kimbers... can your dad help on this one ??

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  • Gold FFM
Lots

Of

Trouble

Usually

Serious

:cool:

Iain

Loads

Of

Totty

Usually

Sexy

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk - that will teach us to keep mouth shut!

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Thread here:

http://www.lotusespritforum.com/forums/ind...amp;#entry78622

with some responses from Da Man! ;)

Yep had read the first bit on Wiki ...so it looks like it really is one that we will never know the answer for :cool:

HOWEVER, not for the first time i had a complete p*^"k come up to me the other week and say:

"You own that LOTUS don

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HOWEVER, not for the first time i had a complete p*^"k come up to me the other week and say:

"You own that LOTUS don

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"No LOTUS actually stands for Lots Of Totty Unbelievably Sexy.... unlike DICK....Drives Insignificant Car_____..???? (your task for today to fill this in or come up with a good response ... beats working guys and it is Friday ;) )

Drives Insignificant Car Knowingly? Like 'loitering with intent', but not too catchy though... might provoke a better suggestion? :(

What about TWAT - That's What Arseholes Think... hmm, maybe too unsubtle for car park banter :(

Can't Understand, Never Tried

EGIT - Everyone Guesses It's Trouble

PRAT - People Rarely Appreciate This

JERK - Jealous 'Erberts Rarely Know

YAWN - Yet Another Witty (witless?) Naysayer (numpty?)

Have to go and lie down now, all word-associated out... :cool:

Dan

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Like it Dan... few good ones there to be going on with

specialy like the TWAT one ... but only if he is smaller than me :cool:

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The official line is linked above in Anecdotes. It really is a mystery with alot of conjecture.

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Drives Insignificant Car Knowingly? Like 'loitering with intent', but not too catchy though... might provoke a better suggestion? ;)

What about TWAT - That's What Arseholes Think... hmm, maybe too unsubtle for car park banter :whistle:

Can't Understand, Never Tried

EGIT - Everyone Guesses It's Trouble

PRAT - People Rarely Appreciate This

JERK - Jealous 'Erberts Rarely Know

YAWN - Yet Another Witty (witless?) Naysayer (numpty?)

Have to go and lie down now, all word-associated out... :thumbup:

How about if they are driving a

FORD- F@#k Off Retarded D!ck

SUBARU- U R A BUS backwards!

FIAT - F@#king Irritating & Annoying Twat

BMW - Bite Me W@#ker!

TOYOTA-Toyota Owners Yank Own Todgers Always

HONDA - Honda Owners Need D@ck An@lly

You get the idea

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How about if they are driving a

FORD- F@#k Off Retarded D!ck

SUBARU- U R A BUS backwards!

FIAT - F@#king Irritating & Annoying Twat

BMW - Bite Me W@#ker!

TOYOTA-Toyota Owners Yank Own Todgers Always

HONDA - Honda Owners Need D@ck An@lly

You get the idea

And I always thought FORD was Fix Or Repair Daily........shows how little I know! :thumbup:

Phil

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