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Spring Ball at the RAAF Amberley Officers' Mess last night...

Magnificent food, great band, lovely people at our table....all-you-can-drink (top shelf too).

Oh gee, not too well this morning. :2guns: My voice is gone, head is swimming, and I saw my white jacket heading off to the dry cleaners - was that curry?

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It Friday night 🍻😁 Anyone else think this looks like a can of Stella?  

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Hahaha...2 bottles of red down and won last 2 online games of poker!! Happy happy.........Talk to you all early tom Am as am working.... :2guns:

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Oww....again! :2guns:

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hehehehe.......

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Ok you cats - it's Christmas afterall! :band:

It's 11:38 and I have demolished 90% of the boss's Haige 12 YO - nice job. He is on transfer to Canberrra - I'm staying.

Plate of apple / red-thing and cream (sweeeeet) and the trouble and strife has gone to bed. :)

That Haig smelled so good - sorta peaty on the nose but you couldn't taste it, magnificant. :thumbsup:

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Iain,

you'd never find me drinking and posting on here! :)

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Don't you mean this boss? :)

not that I ever use it you understand!

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Erm....no.... :)

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Whoppppeeee!

It's Christmas which means 14 days off for poor me and just over

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Whoppppeeee!

just over

The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself.

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Phone call from Carolyn today: "All I need you do is put the prepared ham in the oven, and pour some Guinness stout I got over it".

I look at the ham and the black imported bottle of stout... hmmm

"That was a nice ham tonight? - you can really taste the Guinness..." she said later

"Oh yeah," I said "hit the spot nicely" tee hee hee (burp). :thumbsup:

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WTF????

Comon guys!!!

This should be the most used post this week!!! Instead there's just a drunk Aussie and me 5 days later...and I've been supremely ill in bed for 5 days!

Anywho....got 3 bottles of Wolf Blass and 1 1/2 through....same to go before I find heaven in a toilet bowl and feel rubbish tomorrow...YES!!! I'm back! :thumbup:

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being sober is the new black?

The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself.

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Did get very friendly with several bottles of schnaps over the past week.

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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk - that will teach us to keep mouth shut!

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the foojimical drunken rhyme! try it when totally plastered !!

i stumbled lonley as a crunk

o'er cronksits and fangeldonglies

and came upon a foojimacal and sat upon his knee

the foojimical looked into my eyes and said "are you splinkidelished?"

i replied" i aint gotta clue foojimical as right now im totally pissed!!"

the foojimical pushed me off his knee and watched me with gread distain

"i come from foojimacalorium and im going back on the train"

"you are a cronkistmagorium and a cronksitiy blower too"

"and you my mate are full of shit and merry xmas to you!!"

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Just had an email from a chum who was dining at a hotel by the river in Shepperton, the Xmas cruise for his yacht club. He ordered a

Scientists investigate that which already is; Engineers create that which has never been." - Albert Einstein

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Ebyegum! Thanks Bibs for calling me at 3, otherwise I might never have surfaced today!!

My head is a little worse for wear and I have a bruise on my stomach the size of a football. The mrs reckons it coulda happened when I knocked over my last bottle of plonk and in the mad frenzy not to lose any I bounced of the corner of the drinks cabinet, fell backwards over the sofa and landed with a yip on the dog! :thumbup:

Doesn't sound like me now does it? :sick:

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WTF????

Comon guys!!!

This should be the most used post this week!!! Instead there's just a drunk Aussie and me 5 days later...and I've been supremely ill in bed for 5 days!

Some of us have been too busy getting bladdered to ramble.

More speed, less haste

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