Drunken ramblings

[mayevora]

James, I can usially tell when I've had waaaay to much - as I can't even find this thread! Good to see it being given a bump up every now and again though

This threads feels a bit like 'an old friend' in a strange sort of way - Its a bit like, you don't want to see it every night but its nice to have a catch up every now and again

[simonf]

Any p155 heads out there that fancy a drunk ramble tonight?

I have just polished off a bottle of Mr Daniels finest and i am in the mood for a chat!!

r

[Kimbers]

I'm only half cut at present dear boy. 2 pints and half a bottle of red with 1 1/2 bottles to go!

Am happy to chat but in the middle of a poker tourney online so may take a while to reply!

[simonf]

Now if i were a betting man (which i am not!) i would have put my mortgage on you Kimbers as being the first person to reply to my post!

By the way i am flitting between LEF and youporn - so don't be surprised if i take a while to reply also!

Would you believe i have just watched a lovelly blond trying to eat a cucumber from the wrong end!!!!

Reasn for edit (p155head spelling mistakes that ruined the gag

Edited August 30, 2008 by simonf

[Kimbers]

Now if i were a betting man (which i am not!) i would have put my mortgage on you being the first person to admit they're looking at porn whilst talking to me!!

[simonf]

Come on kimbers - we all know that you just tell your wife that you are well into poker, when we all know that you too are on youporn!!! If not how did you know it was a porn site? I might have ment that she sarted eating the cucumber from the uncut end first!

Mind you title gives it away somewhat!!!

Anyway i don't need to justify myself to you, and i don't need to justify myself to my wife either because she is in bed!!!!!

Reason for edit - more p155 head spelling mistakes!!!!

Edited August 30, 2008 by simonf

[Kimbers]

Yep, it was the name that gave it away...believe it or not You PORN does tend to give me a hint at what it's about.

You don't need to justify it to me matey. Just think of all those babies you're killing ......hehehe

[simonf]

How did you know i was just in the toilet? Thats incredible ypou must be psychic!!!

It doesn't matter how many babies i am kiling, Jane and i agreed that we were going to habe two and as we have Joseph and another well on the way - anything else is just surplus to requirements!!!

I can't believe that you and me are the only p155heads on here! I have run out of Jack Daniels and i have done something very shamefull

very shameful indeed!

I am now drinking my wifes liquor!!!

I am drinking something called Caribean Crush - it seems to be mainly Malibu in concoction - but not completely unpleasant to drink! It was that or a bottle of White Spirts! And that stuff gives you a killer head ache in the morning!!!

Yep, it was the name that gave it away...believe it or not You PORN does tend to give me a hint at what it's about.

Hey - the credit crunch has hit me hard man - i was just trying to porn some stuff i don't need any more! I don't suppose you want to buy an S3 Turbo do you?

Reason for edit - why don't i spot the spelling mistakes until after i have posted!!!

Edited August 30, 2008 by simonf

[Kimbers]

Nah I'm fussy and a car that goes 20 miles between dropping all it's fluids (bit like you tonite) doesn't appeal.

Still in the poker Tourney....87th out of 201....need more chips.

Edited August 31, 2008 by Kimbers
Simons problem

[simonf]

dropping all it's fluids (bit like you tonite)

LMAO

Suffice to say my car doesn't leak fluids anymore! Can't say anymore than that tonight!

[Kimbers]

:lol

Am getting a bit merrier now. In last 10 mins poker tourney has gone from 200 to 57

[simonf]

Mate i am going to have to sign off! I have got to play squash at 9am! and although i am pretty sure i will win, its not so great when you can see two balls and can't tell which ball you need to hit! i am sure i will be p155ed up tomorrow night so if you want to pick up the batton so to speek, i will catch you then!

[Kimbers]

Byeeee

Me and my big gob. No sooner did I say how well I was doing and I go all in with AK and get knocked out by a 4 6

[talon]

my skull itches.

[Bibs]

Eww!

I don't think it's Simon's skull that will be itching!

[Kimbers]

I think this thread will go down in history as my contribution to modern society

[arbell9]

Its for when you write your Autobiography

entitled...... My Liver and I

[Kimbers]

who me....I was totally shober 'onest gov.

By crikey my kidneys hurt yesterday though. Musta been some infection or something.....

[oneshot]

Its for when you write your Autobiography

entitled...... My Liver and I

I heard it was a trilogy

My Liver & I - the early years

My Liver & I - the missing years

My Liver & I - the sad parting

[arbell9]

I heard now its a franchise autobiog and it will include.......

A kidney too far

Back to the kidney

[Kimbers]

Wuwho! New Daily star headline "Hamster ate my Liver" by TK

Actually it was those 2 bottles of Aussie red followed by the one I'm about to drink....teehee.

I'm mad me!

[dodgy]

havin troble understandin what pople are riting, wot youuu on abouyt ?

need anothr beer

[Bibs]

143 out of 421 posts in this thread from 1 person

[Kimbers]

Yeah Ian, stop drinking so much...........

[mayevora]

Yeah Ian, stop drinking so much...........

Confirmation that consumption limits, affect memory just as much as liver.