Hants meet up

[The Pits]

Sorry chaps, I've literally spent all afternoon discussing the breaking news on the new Exige Cup, I'm several hours behind where I need to be for tomorrow.

All guns blazing for May though. 

Hope to see a few of you at the TLF event at MBW, it's a really great day out if you haven't done one before.

[pbharcourt]

Make sure you drive past Daves house! 

[The Pits]

Hope you all had a good time tonight, apologies for balding, who's up for MBW?

 

[pbharcourt]

Well that was an unusual one!

I dont think we will be able to talk about yellow ac cobra's without having nightmares! 

 

[DaveC72]

Gutted I couldn't make this. Now also intrigued....

[pbharcourt]

We were in the car park chatting and drooling over Jeffs lovely Exige when a chap and his wife came over to talk cars.

He was very nice but talked quite a lot about his ac cobra, in fact dominated the conversation!

He then said to his wife 'dear show them a picture on your ipad of the cobra', she proceeded to get the ipad out and flicked up a picture of a yellow cobra...nice....but as she held it up to show the group the photo moved across to a rather different picture!

It was a close up photo of the gentlemans scrotum and anus!......we all stood there stunned for while, until I mentioned that i didnt think that it looked like a genuine cobra! 

[DaveC72]

I just spat coffee over my keyboard.

5 minutes ago, pbharcourt said:

 until I mentioned that i didn't think that it looked like a genuine cobra! 

That is awesomely funny.  

Just one question Paul...

... what was your frame of reference for identifying said Scrotum and Anus as the gentleman stood next to you...? 

 

[pbharcourt]

It did cross my mind that this might be a new form of introduction to the Chertion swingers club!

Definitely more 'a' hole than 'ac' 

I hope Jeff doesn't think all our meetings are like this!

Edited April 21, 2017 by pbharcourt

[Bibs]

 

[The Pits]

Good grief!  Bring back the Morris dancers, all is forgiven!

How ever did you keep a straight face?! Must have been like the Bigus Dickus scene in The Life Of Brian!

I've heard of Cobras getting the arse out around corners but never before in the pub car park!!

 

[Kevin Wheeler]

What was amazing was how quiet we all went. Now, had it been a picture on Dave's ipad (for instance) , we might have reacted slightly differently!

[DaveyT]

I wonder if he'll come again?

[Rogue]

Thanks everyone for the warm welcome. But I will never forget that Ipad picture moment. It was pure comedy class.

The man told us how a Cobr-arse is only genuine if it pre-dated 2002. It would seem his was a replic-arse.

[peteyg]

Very entertaining it was. Totally outdid the pictures i had of the rabbit that suicidally launched itself through my radiator grille and came to rest up against the rad. Extricating a dead rabbit from my radiator cowling was not what I had planned for that evening.

Note to self...don't take the scenic route next time!

Great to see those that showed and to meet Jeff.

See whoever's going to Brooklands in a couple of weeks.

Pete

[Kevin Wheeler]

@pbharcourt and @Rogue thank you for your help with my Waste gate. I found the right bit and thumped it as you recommended. Over boost over now! Wastegate working properly! Thanks again!

[pbharcourt]

Always a pleasure to recommend hitting a Lotus with a hammer....quality work Kev!

[Kevin Wheeler]

Are we doing anything this month?

The sun is out as I write and could cheerfully sit with a pint looking at cars!

[DaveC72]

Where has this month gone?

I'm looking unlikely, sorry.  Paris tomorrow and Wednesday and then away for a stag this weekend.   I would have loved to though.

Next week, Munich and the week after  Moscow 

I think you chaps had best get on without me for now and I'll make it when I can.

[Kevin Wheeler]

You need the old job back Dave. More drinking time. ......

[pbharcourt]

Dates? Venue?

I have the Elite back on the road but almost straight away beat Pete's rabbit story!

A lump of concrete in the road resulted in destroyed spoiler 

 

[Kevin Wheeler]

Ouch!

It is usually you or Dave who have the busiest evenings, Paul, with Jonny running a close third. Dave cannot make it, so when are you free?

If we are going to sneak in a May beer, it will probably have to be Tuesday or Wednesday next week.

Kings Head at Hursley again?

[The Pits]

That's rotten luck Paul!

I'm away with the family next week but up for something later in June for sure.

[pbharcourt]

Tuesday and wednesday next week are work nights for me

I can do friday this week or next week

[peteyg]

On 5/23/2017 at 18:35, pbharcourt said:

Dates? Venue?

I have the Elite back on the road but almost straight away beat Pete's rabbit story!

A lump of concrete in the road resulted in destroyed spoiler 

 

That sucks!

[pbharcourt]

Right this is getting silly now!

how about Tuesday 13th June?