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This is gonna get messy.  You not bringing da missus?  I'm so very eager to meat her.

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Thanking all my Lotus friends from Saturday at the TLF Christmas dinner for a great evening and for coming along to share stories of our great cars and experiences with us all. I would like to persona

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Thanks so much to all who came along on Saturday night. I hope you all enjoyed the evening and it was really, really good to catch up with proper friends,  you all . It always amazes me the miles you

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Well, for one, the TLF xmas party has started early. So after a sunny 4 mile walk I'm settle in the Old Rectory In West Malling to watch tge Liverpool game. I've always been premature...    

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3 hours ago, Sparky said:

This is gonna get messy.  You not bringing da missus?  I'm so very eager to meat her.

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Absolutely her idea of hell so no, you will have to wait until my birthday it’s only 10 weeks 

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Tracy's too.  But I just put my foot down.  With her permission of course.

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Me come too! Wendy say go. Eat food drink beer, take off pants.

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He's a total pussy.

I totally agree!

Although by then Brexit will likely have happened. Will I need a Visa given Kent is in France?

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You'll need a phrasebook, unless you can talk fluent bollocks.

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My only points of discussion are rear seats in an Evora 😂. Which is more important than lightness, steering, and suspension, followed by cup holders and why they are more important than engine noise. 

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@Sparky I do believe my ability to talk and spout bollocks is fully proven on here!

As for rear seats and cupholders, you talk more shite than comrade Corbyn @Dan E  🤪😜🤪😜

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Has experience taught you nothing?  Only 2 people can get me drunk:  anyone from NYC, and Bibs.

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Has experience taught you nothing?  Only 2 people can get me drunk:  anyone from NYC, and Bibs.

Challenge accepted!

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20 hours ago, Sparky said:

Has experience taught you nothing?  Only 2 people can get me drunk:  anyone from NYC, and Bibs.

I seem to remember an afternoon with @JNW3 that may add to your list 

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Surprised you remember anything about that.  I still have the traffic cone you nicked.

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Different afternoon

You think.... Or you know? 🥴

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On 22/10/2019 at 10:21, Bibs said:

has thin walls if you want to headbutt them after some rum/scotch/beer.

How about Whiskey and Gin?

/Kim 

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