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Ok so I know this is a thread for drunk people but mark is passed out on the couch and cant right or speak for himself :sick::welcome: I should tell you that we went to a 54/40 concert that was free of charge and a cheap beer garden. He got so drunk that he was going around to people that he didn't know and was grabbing them in un-mentionable places. :lol: I hope he has a good laugh about it tomorow. (honey I am sorry but I had to post about your drunken state of mind) lol :blush::) Here is a pic of mark passed out after a hard night of drinking.

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I'd feel better knowing if it was women he was grabbing......

And me ---- I'm just getting into the scotch now......

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Well John I see you are getting into itearly... Happy Birthday!!!!!! :lol: Ya I wish i could tell you it was just wowmen... lol. I posted pictures but it does not look like they are working. oh well I might have to get mark to fix tommrow.

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Thanks Andi.....! I don't show up as my birthday, I don't know why.... ?

But my way of celebrating is drinking alone......

And Oh, Mark...... what booze won't do for some people...... I'm sure Dodgy can't wait to get here. Actually, I'm pretty sure!!

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WOW... Don't I look pretty! I woke up this morning... on the couch... still drunk... LOL!!

Modifying esprit's.. now that's fun..

PS... I AM NOT A CERTIFIED MECHANIC.. I Have chosen to help those in need, in the past and must not be construed as being a certified technician.

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Mark. I do have to ask whether your dog is a siamese twin or a contortionist!!

Possibly save your life. Check out this website. https://www.cancerresearchuk.org/about-cancer/mens-cancer

 

 

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  • 2 weeks later...

Well I'm not drunk but this was the most appropriate place to post without starting another thread....

Life is just fab.....

As long as my only worries are money I ain't doing too bad....!

Lisa is working a night shift and were missing her here at home but were making it all good by sitting on the sofa with the heating on, I've got my feet up, a stella in my hand, polly is cuddled on my lap and we've got back to the future 1 on full volume, max bass on the 42" tv.....!!!

Who gives a Fcuk about the mortgage...!!!!

The delorean has just backed out of the truck... Loverly....! :)

I'm happy :) x

Well....

Back to the future 1 finished...... VERY GOOD...!!

Back to the future 2 underway.....!!! :respect:

Stella finished and only 1 can of dodgys cafreys left then I'm empty....! :cool:

Chunky Lover

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:) drank 2.5 bottles of Cava last night before having a couple of Whiskies. Luckily I have some Codiene based strong painkillers left over from my stay in Hospital and hence have been "floating" most of the day (Actually just got up as they have s imilar effect to Morphine!)....Wowho!

Actually wearing off now and I feel TERRIBLE!! :lol:

Possibly save your life. Check out this website. https://www.cancerresearchuk.org/about-cancer/mens-cancer

 

 

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"Slakened, not feared", eh Mr. Bond? :)

Being second is to be the first of the ones who lose.

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Glad you enjoyed the Caffreys Simon :X the only thing i am drinking over here is Kilkenny, i have to admit though, i prefer it to Caffreys :innocent: 1.30am on a school nite and still going :o

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ENIGMA for those who are paranoid or download one :)

 

 

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Thanks guv :o

Now raised the bar to 04:55. Me thinks best I go to bed! :innocent:

Oh, and Mr TK, I'm switching my phone off lest you play any of ya early morning tricks! :(:X

DOH!

There goes my fun for the day and Dave, you should know better young man! Never find me doing any of these shinanigans.....or any Irish folk dance for that matter. Hope you feel good today James, repect!

Possibly save your life. Check out this website. https://www.cancerresearchuk.org/about-cancer/mens-cancer

 

 

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I'm very drunk. where's my money....right blackjack it is ...............

Hello evryone by theee way...........

Awww crap there goes my pension...........

Possibly save your life. Check out this website. https://www.cancerresearchuk.org/about-cancer/mens-cancer

 

 

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  • Gold FFM

Good night tonight on the Poker round! Don't know if I should be posting here or in the 'what made you happy today thread' :)

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk - that will teach us to keep mouth shut!

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Wowho! And here we go with the drunken poker game!!

Where am I by the way?

Possibly save your life. Check out this website. https://www.cancerresearchuk.org/about-cancer/mens-cancer

 

 

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Hmmm....

Checking my phone looks like I had an involved conversation last night at 2.15 with James (Tentenths).

Nice to see I'm not on my own at those times!!

Note to self......don't sleep on the floor when drunk, the dog doesn't like it and chews on your ear to wake you up!

Still, at least I remember getting home...unlike someone....Hey James? :blush:

Possibly save your life. Check out this website. https://www.cancerresearchuk.org/about-cancer/mens-cancer

 

 

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  • 4 weeks later...

DDDRRRRUUUNNNNKKKKK I'M DRRRRUUUUNNNKKKK!

Bring on the wall!! :dizzy:

Possibly save your life. Check out this website. https://www.cancerresearchuk.org/about-cancer/mens-cancer

 

 

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