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That's why I keep off forums! But I've never been on a dating forum and now this is below!  Gonna have to have a quiet word with the forum owners...5a270ba0c8eec_ScreenShot2017-12-05at21_11_29.thumb.png.901d75e76762de9100a2dff98ea61c2e.png

 

 

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It’s cos you’re a tightwad and not funding @Bibs playboy lifestyle!

Adverts go away if you pay £1/month

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Now Gone2018 Lotus Elise Sport 220 in Metallic Blue, Alcantara Pack, Forged Wheels, 2piece brakes, AirCon, Hard/Soft Tops, Red Calipers, Stereo, Interior Colour Pack, NVH Pack, Carpets, Mats.
Previously Owned: 2016 Lotus Evora 400, 2010 Lotus Evora NA, 2003 VX220 Supercharged, 2001 VX220 Lightning Yellow
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9 minutes ago, Neil said:

That's why I keep off forums! But I've never been on a dating forum and now this is below!  Gonna have to have a quiet word with the forum owners...5a270ba0c8eec_ScreenShot2017-12-05at21_11_29.thumb.png.901d75e76762de9100a2dff98ea61c2e.png

 

 

Hang on a minute - I ain’t seeing these no strings hookups.......

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Glol, is nobody else seeing these, I ain’t funding Bibs or any of his stupid dreams! The guys an idiot, just got lucky with this place! Check out the newest ads...I genuinely have no fcuking idea what’s going on lol!2F5BE5EF-5F81-48F5-A8F3-28CDCC5CB7BA.thumb.png.070e46d57e95ad6ccd313d569f05105b.pngimageproxy.php?img=&key=f91d8068176956b1

I love the irony of dating Arabic women at Castle Lotus...phoar!

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We haven’t met, she realised I knew you and that was kinda like double dipping in a brother from another mother way, which also meant she wasn’t up for another bought of chlamydia :o

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................did you get her number?.............

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Well, what can I say Neil, at least she won't be diameter challenged (Took me ages to figure out a nice way of saying that)! Now if it as the other way round, sausage, channel tunnel, waving comes to mind ARF!

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Nonononono. He is a massive penis.

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Damn the link doesn't go anywhere.......I mean, how rude!

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Hmm, should I be embarrassed that this is my first proper post! Showcasing two old perverts and a small penis’d dictator (that’s you @Bibs

 

i am also considering an evora btw, yay Lotus (is that how this stuff goes?)

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Yeah pretty much. I buy one, sell one, buy another....go without for a while etc.

But it's really important that you find your spot. Mine is here in general chat or Motoring/Lotus Chat and I post inane crap and worry when people don't tell me how funny I am.

Some people like ..... other people, like the technical forums. To me they look like this: Blahblahblahblahblahblah. But I am sure some people (who also like to watch trains go past and collect the numbers off buses) like them.

 

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Preview of the post is not a good thing. It is  a VERY bad thing

Imagine it, a thread comes along with a new post, a thread that you know the first post concerned itself with adverts for butt plugs.

Now, you see the first few lines of the latest post, what you see is Kimbers stating:

39 minutes ago, Kimbers said:

Yeah pretty much. I buy one, sell one, buy another....go without for a while etc.

 

When you have some knowledge of the post, it takes a lot of courage to open that post, just in case there's a photo.

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Glol Andy! I’m sure there is a healthy market for second hand sex toys, especially in Norfolk!

I agree with @Kimbers on the technical stuff. I always imagine myself with a gun in my mouth awaiting that time I get so bored of oil viscosity chat that I pull the trigger...

whereas show me something that involves  trash talk, gadgets, appreciation of latex toys and plastic cars...and I’m there!

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So it was YOU who is the phantom thrower of the Tom Brady dildo . (a bit of a new tradition established at the Buffalo Bills newly renamed stadium 2 years ago)

https://nypost.com/2016/10/31/how-bills-fan-launched-tom-bradys-dildo-onto-the-field/

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What was it they said in Dad's army? "they don't like it up em!" 

 

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