Well that's a surprise, I'm in ICU

[Sparky]

In my experience there's always at least one nightmare patient per bay.

[andydclements]

Strange how that is the case in whichever bay you're in @Sparky  Just saying...

[Chillidoggy]

He plays up in the hope they’ll send him home, cos he’s missing the MIL so much.

[Dave Eds]

Jeez mate sorry to read this..

Are you still there or home now @ChrisJ? 

[ChrisJ]

Still locked up. Only connected to one tube now for peeing, though that I might lose it today, but no consultants work at weekends, so nothing can get authorised. 

[ChrisJ]

Finally home. Only took 5 hours to get my prescription completed.

[Sparky]

Seems to be a standard issue with hospitals.  As soon as you involve Pharmacy, it's multiples of hours.  Thankfully mine was only 3 hours this time.