How's my parking?

[ramjet]

Who carries around the chalk to do that?

[Simon350S]

No idea Michael but I think it's awesome.

I want someone to do that to me....

[ramjet]

I'm surprised that didn't scrawl the wheelchair symbol. You have to have some sort of handicap to park that badly.

Blind maybe and relying on barks from the guide dog. 1 woof - left, 2 woofs - right?

[mayevora]

Who carries around the chalk to do that?

Dodgy neighbourhood round here Michael - the last Aussie visitor......

[Iconic Ride]

[Hemlock]

[Petrol feet driven]

ZOMBIE!!!

[hedgerley]

This is getting serious - even my local Tesco Metro has introduced a £30 fine for 'parking outwith the marked parking bays'. I can't say I've ever seen any irresponsible parking but obviously someone has complained. Interestingly this coincided with the repainting of the bays and I would swear that they are smaller than they used to be.

But I wonder how they will deal with the mobile barber shop - a converted motorhome - that parks 'horizontally' across 3 parking bays?

[Petrol feet driven]

Looks like its not just cars?

[Iconic Ride]

Geeze, what an idiot! Parks right next to a jet intake.

[Bibs]

This isn't even a space and the car park was mainly empty! BMW, quelle surprise!

[Snoopy1969]

The driver spotted by mayesprit has an unknown brother parking in the near of vienna, license plate from vienna (sorry for the crap iphone picture....)

[Bibs]

[steve930]

wow its not everyday you see one of those parked up, he has parked between some white lines at least

I can't comment though, in anything but my van i always take up two spaces if the spaces are small but i usually park furthest away from the shop etc where there are fewer cars. If people had more consideration for others peoples cars then i would park correctly

[Whirlybird]

I agree Steve, I do the same.

And the advantage is, when your in a white van, everybody else wants to keep away from you !

[Advantage]

Shocking. Just shocking.

[ramjet]

So who's parked correctly/incorrectly? The MX5 in the front or the minivan over the back?

[arbell9]

Near pervect equidistant from the outer lines if you ask me, a real parking pro at work there

[Whirlybird]

Looks like a 'Lotus space', just a big space so you can swing the doors open and fall out.

[Bibs]

It's just a space for fatties. I went to great effort to remove any trace of line in the middle (by parking right on top of it!)

[USAndretti42]

UK parking spots are way too narrow anyway.

[Bibs]

Shocking from a Porker... Plenty of empty spaces but parked on the end of a row partially blocking the road. I was tempted to follow him into the shop and tell staff his car had just been driven into for them to announce over the tannoy

 

 

 

[73JPS]

"Tannoy". Mmmkay. Seems I just have to keep Googling this stuff .

[Roger 912]

I am very surprised that private companies can issue fines and or wheel clamp cars in public car parks.  In this lawless Country it is illegal as only Law Enforcement officers have the right to do this.

 

Private Golf estates have been issuing speeding fines to people within their estates and it been proved illegal for them to do so. Only a traffic constable can issue a speeding fine.

[Roger 912]

Hot off the press. Picture taken this morning at the Plettenberg Bay Country Club.

 

Isn't it just typical.