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Happy Birthday Bibs!!!!

You were born on Friday on 24.May.1974 and you think this is your oldest day of your life history but you are sadly wrong.

18th July 1973, Wednesday, (Your birthday -310 days):

On 18th July 1973, your father has produced the semen that will be half of you soon.

He produced 1000 sperms every second of his life and you will be be lucky one out of 500 million sperm he sent on their way in the conceivement. You may find interesting to know that if he had drunk (or not drunk) coffee on this Wednesday morning, you might born completely as someone else (for instance in the opposite sex) as kafein changes the speed of male sperms.

2.August.1973, Thursday (Your birthday -295 days):

Today your mother ad her last menstrual cycle and started building up the egg, that will be the other half of you.

After today, she will not have this cycle again for a very long time (thanks to you!). She spent Thursday as moody, anxious, short-tempered and you should be glad, you were not around her that day!

17.August.1973, Friday (Your birthday -280 days):

Your mother's egg is ready to build the other half of you and your father and your mother got together to make you.

But there is still no "you" around so don't get excited much. It can take several hours for your father's sperm to reach your mother's egg and now it is just on its way out.

18.August.1973, Saturday (Your birthday -279 days):

Out of 500 million sperm on their way to your mother's egg, the sperm which built you has won the race by coming first and the sperm and the egg is became one to make your very first cell. Do you see how lucky your half (the sperm) be by winning coming up first among 500 million other rivals? Never say you are not lucky anymore!

We can call Saturday, 18.August.1973 as your "first day alive" because this is when you are a living entity, an embryo, congratulations! Although you are just a 1 cell creature today your unique DNA is also formed so your future destiny like your sex, height, physical apperance, intelligence, characteristic and vulnability to certain dissesases is already been determined.

1.September.1973, Saturday (Your birthday -265 days):

If your mother is an intelligent women, she would have suspected that she is pregnant at 1.September.1973, Saturday. She is not very sure yet but she is suspicious. We hope she was excited and joyed, not worried.

Day 8.September.1973, Saturday is also important in that, your heart has pumped for the first time.

23.November.1973, Friday (Your birthday -182 days):

Your parents could have lawfully got an abortion until 23.November.1973, Friday so this is also an important day of your life. Today they decided you should live! We are glad they didn't otherwise no TLF lol

24.May.1974, Friday(Your birthday):

You are born to a cruel world. Happy birthday little buddy! We hope you remember to enjoy your life which was a big journey from day minus 310

Born 24.May.1974 - Here is some intersting in your life:

If your hair were never cut since 24.May.1974, it would be 5.538 m. today.

If your nails were never cut since 24.May.1974, they would be 1.374 m. today.

Happy 38th Birthday.

:D

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk - that will teach us to keep mouth shut!

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Happy Birthday Bibs.......another birthday and ill bet you hardly look a day older than you did yesterday! :wine:

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Not quite pipe and slippers yet you young whipper snapper.

Interesting things you find out when you get old(er)

1)your chick radar recalibrates automatically, You find late 40s birds quite hot.

2)you are impressed by being able to cut your toe nails on your own

3)farting takes on a news dimension. When young you just enjoy the hilarity, when older it becomes a risk based operation as you fear follow through

4)mid life crises fade to become a rock and roll phase of your life, a thing call sensibility starts to invade your life ...quite annoyingly

5)even the most ardent socialists start to get right wing leanings,this change can be worrying, but don't ...just rage against work shy left wing hippies scroungers and you will feel better straight away

6)boys nights out becomes boys afternoon outs... Your life starts to mirror last of the summer wine

7)you will start to use uncool reusable shopping bags with abandon in situations beyond Asda. You find they particularly useful in public situations with the family. What happened to the Nike rucksack ?

8)your misses (or partner wearing the skirt) will start to buy all your clothes, however you will wear the same 3 T-shirts all the time

9)a shed is no longer a storage room in the garden...you start epic planning for living in it 85% of time returning to the house only for food, sanitation and sex

10)you develop an appreciation of long lists

Are you ther yet you old bugger.

Happy birthday :-)

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Happy Birthday Bibs (and the others)! :animier::fun: It's beautiful weather today, ideal for a trip in your Lotus! :thumbsup:

Enjoy every single minute of this special day, as you won't be 38 twice ;)

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Happy Birthday Bibs. :animier:

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Happy birthday to you and your liver, you rogue. May you marinate yourselves in spiced rum.

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:band: :band:

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Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed. : Albert Einstein

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If you can read this through the alcoholic haze.......happy birthday!!

Scientists investigate that which already is; Engineers create that which has never been." - Albert Einstein

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Happy BIrthday and here's to many more!

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