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10 hours ago, andydclements said:

I believe that the search term for the the Scottish branch is "health food shop"

Deep fried battered porridge for breakfast, with nutella sauce, and a full fat Irn Bru to wash it down. If you ain't tried it, you're not trying hard enough to kill yourself.

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I've skipped breakfast today and my first meal will probably be a big portion of Belgian fries. 😎

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be honest @Escape, that will also include a Belgian beer, some mayo and a wee flat steak! :)👍

 

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Nah, I never put mayo on my fries and rarely eat meat. Though my favorite fries place does a delicious beef burger with bacon and cheddar!

And alas, it wasn't to be. We could pick up our pooch from the vet earlier than expected, so no time for an elaborate lunch. I'll grab a sandwich or something later on. Maybe fries tonight, it has been a week already!

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I used to know a young Dutch colleague when I worked in Germany in the early 1990s. He only ate fries and mayonnaise, nothing else. I even spent a weekend with him at his mum’s house in Den Bosch (s’Hertogenbosch). No sooner had we arrived, his mum dished up some fries and mayonnaise. We then went out boozing in the town and ended up at his favourite fries and mayonnaise van. I enjoy fries and mayonnaise too, but not every meal for my whole life.

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Ha, one of my ex bosses used to have a great diet. It consisted of crisps (cheese and onion). Margarita pizza. Diet coke.  Literally, that was it. He looked pasty and like shit, but hey ho.....

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Wow, haven't seen that for decades! What a blast from the past. Used to love that gum.....

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On 16/02/2023 at 05:24, pete said:

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So you buy your Unimog as you can't find any other vehicle with a sufficient entry and exit angle and it is only when you get to the top of the drive and yo are looking at the roof of the garage, that you realise it won't fit in the hole.

Sigh.

On 16/02/2023 at 04:52, 100th_Idiot said:

They can do everything a wife does.

Constant nagging

Always right

Tell you you're always wrong

Have many headaches

You forgot, " Can you help me move some plants and pot some others on the weekend? It won't take long."

And that is the end of Saturday in the mancave.

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Unusually for me, I'm on....

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Whilst we’re reminiscing, does anyone remember those mints that came out ca. 1980, which felt cool on your tongue? They were packaged and looked like a Polo mint, but the hole was partially filled in. I thought they were called Cool Mints, but Google doesn’t help me. They had a health message on the package which warned of their potential laxative properties if you ate too many! That caused much toilet humour in the school playground when we found out what it meant.

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Was it not these ones:

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No it’s not those. I have just asked my wife and she confirms they were called Cool Mints, as per my original post. It seems to me that they have just disappeared from the public consciousness. Not even a retrospective mention anywhere on the internet. Shame really: they kept your breath fresh and your arse smelly.

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That's brave! And I supposed he'll be expected to guide in the next beam the crane swings over?

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