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Getting married in about 2 hours  

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Fathers Day. My gifts from my fiancee's daughter included a Spitfire book, an engraved beer tankard and adoption papers

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Today represents a milestone which we never thought we would see back in Nov 2016. It is 5 years to the day since I was diagnosed with incurable stage 4 lung cancer and 3 years, almost to the day

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The Lotus Festival thread.  It's kept me entertained for weeks.

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British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland.  And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden.

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Yeah, but have you got your tickets yet? Have they been posted yet? Can I bring my mother with my ticket? What about my Porsche, why can't i bring that in too? And how about the hotel? I know Google Maps and Booking.com have loads of entries for hotels but I just don't know what hotels there are around Hethel. Oh my god, how we are all going to fit down that small road? Where can i land my helicopter? Have my tickets been posted yet? I still don't have my tickets? Where are my tickets? Oh my god, my tickets?...........

Yeah, been having a good laugh too. If ever we needed anything to send on a space module to galaxies far far away to explain how intelligent life did not exist on earth and there was nothing to see here that would be the thread!  lol........   hahahahaha..................

@Bibs I really do not know how you have kept it all together. Or maybe in the evening you've just been having a decent glass of rum pissing yourself laughing at some of the posts. Oh, sorry, no, that was me not you!

Oh, and where's my ticket?

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God doesn't want me, and the Devil isn't finished with me yet.

 

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56 minutes ago, Bibs said:

Turns out he's a really nice guy and is bringing his Lotus instead now :)

On a hippo strap under his helicopter? His name wasn't Piers was it?

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God doesn't want me, and the Devil isn't finished with me yet.

 

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My comments and observations are my own, invariably "tongue in cheek", and definitely, sarcastic in nature. Therefore, do not take my advice, suggestions, observations or posts seriously or personally and remember if you do, do anything, that I may have suggested, then you have done this based solely on your own decision to do so and therefore you acknowledge responsibility and accountability (I know, in this modern world these are the hardest things for you to accept) for your actions and indemnify me of any influence, responsibility, accountability, or liability, in what you have done. In other words, you did it, so suffer the consequences on your own!

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1 hour ago, Bibs said:

I've seriously had that question! :lol:

Turns out he's a really nice guy and is bringing his Lotus instead now :)

Hoi. Who's taking the P out of my chopper.

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And eletricians  who build multiple chicken sheds and deal in Lotus. Especially when they have an S4S. Maybe better put the brakes on this one as may offend. hehe

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Having a conversation with a colleague at work and old TV shows came up.  We watched this with fond memories and had a giggle or three. Brilliant show.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZF-U9nL9Ios

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God doesn't want me, and the Devil isn't finished with me yet.

 

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My comments and observations are my own, invariably "tongue in cheek", and definitely, sarcastic in nature. Therefore, do not take my advice, suggestions, observations or posts seriously or personally and remember if you do, do anything, that I may have suggested, then you have done this based solely on your own decision to do so and therefore you acknowledge responsibility and accountability (I know, in this modern world these are the hardest things for you to accept) for your actions and indemnify me of any influence, responsibility, accountability, or liability, in what you have done. In other words, you did it, so suffer the consequences on your own!

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1 hour ago, C8RKH said:

Having a conversation with a colleague at work and old TV shows came up.  We watched this with fond memories and had a giggle or three. Brilliant show.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZF-U9nL9Ios

 

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Check them out - phat bollard.  They are a bit samey - but many of the songs I’ve listened to by them are really well written with a cracking humour level. Nice bit of folky type of thing

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Great to see those guys standing up for themselves, and a lot of home truths in them lyrics, though I don't imagine there'll be much tax paid to the council from their busking pot.

One of my customers this week was proudly telling me about her daughter working for the council, and that she was currently having a council meeting at the new Wetherspoons in town, I cut her short when I said "and whose paying for your daughters lavish lunch, fecking me I suppose".

 

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