[COMPETITION] If "LOTUS" was an acronym, what would it be?

[Bibs]

Funniest 5 answers by 5pm tomorrow (Friday 28th Oct) win a brand new and pristine copy of the Lotus Magazine Issue 3 posted out (UK postage only, you'll have to contribute if you're abroad). £20 a copy, own a piece of history! Enter now!!

Judges decision final etc. NB First person to roll out the 'Lots of trouble...' gets a kick in the nuts!

[IanQ]

Lots of torque usually sideways. ( ok maybe not so funny but I reckon it's the best response to the usual sarcasm of trouble and serious yawn yawn)

Edited October 27, 2011 by IanQ

[Bibs]

Someone should make that into a t-shirt!

Oh, wait... http://www.thelotusf...ue-t-shirt.html

[dmckenna]

[IanQ]

Ok ok I really didn't know about the t shirt so...if you bring one in really big bloke size to the NEC I will pay for it and wear it all day on the MGCC stand...deal?

[Bibs]

We've got a t-shirt for every occasion

We'll have a few XL's there, that's all we've got left. See what you think matey

[obione]

Leaves others trailing usually scared !

[IanQ]

Cheers Bibs! I can do what I did last year: buy my own Xmas pressies from TLF and give them to Marion to give to me! Everyone wins!!!

Meanwhile back at the competition.... "lots of the usual shenanigans".....no? Ok...I'll have another beer and keep thinking tho my brain does hurt when thinking...

[Roz_Bennetts]

Leaves Out the Unecessary Stuff (like a handbrake that works on my Elan plus 2) ok ok I jest

Seriously, it's hard to follow IanQ's and obione's above.

[esprit s2]

Lust Over The Ultimate Sportscar (Iknow, I know Sports Car is two words but hey!)

[arbell9]

Lording over the usual sportscars

[gtornes78]

Always kind of liked these ones

Lightness Offers Truly Unequal Speed

Lots Of Technology Usually Sexy

[Petrol feet driven]

Whoops No sleep in 2 days makes me dumb.. I spelt it wrong I know, but wife is very ill and i'm here and then the hospital. At work and then back for the kids, then back to wife again. Will all be back to normal soon..

Love

Of

The

Underwater

Sportscar.

Life

Of

The

Ultimate

Sensation

Edited October 27, 2011 by Petrol feet driven

[basalte]

Lightness, or the usual steel ?

[TBD]

Lightweight

Overwhelming

Terrific

Unique

Sportscar

Ort, ob the humourous side

Leaves

Owner

Throwing

Useless

Screws

[red vtec]

Leaks Oil Through Upgrade Soon

Leaking Oil To Under Side

[rmorrow]

Leave others trailing & uttering sighs

[Simon350S]

Let

Other

Teams

Use

Stickers.... Or Sponsors.... Either works well...

Maybe

Lots

Of

Teams

Usually

Stickers

Could be embellished a little to...

Lots

Of (Pointless)

Teams

Usually (Just)

Sponsors

Lots

Of

Talk...

Utter

Stupidity!

A little drunk and being funny more than serious before anyone banishes me!!!

My

Love

Of

Talking

Utter

Shit

[temple]

Sorry Petrol Feet Driven

its Live

Out

The

Ultimate

Sensation

[Petrol feet driven]

Thats ok Alan we can share half a shirt each.. haa haa haa

[MPx]

Lasciviously

Outshine

The

Usual

Suspects

...OK...just wishful thinking!

[Iconic Ride]

"Serious" entry:

Last

Of

The

Unique

Supercars

"Humourous" entry:

Leading

Oafs

To

Utter

Stutters

[Roger 912]

I've been up all night thinking and now my head hurts.

[simonb]

Large

Outlay

To

Use

Swizzbeatz

[mayevora]

Laughs On The Up Slopes

Lick Out The Unseen Sweetness

Lights Out! Totally unrestrained Sexyness!

Look Out! The Ultimate Spacerocket