Sparky

[Chillidoggy]

Good grief!

What started off as a C-Service is now turning into a full-on Six Million Dollar Man restoration project.

It’s not all bad news, but as it’s NHS-funded he’ll only be able to ”run” at about 3 mph for about 100 yards although this should at least allow him to keep up with the local traffic flow. He’ll soon be able to read a curry house menu from 2 feet away, and the multiple colorectal incursions mean he should be comfortably inside Mayor Kahn’’s emissions levels for Greater London without having to pay the ULEZ charge.

[C8RKH]

I reckon it's his CANBUS that's failed, the logic board has gone and nothing will work right again and it'll cost more tham 6 million dollars and for that he won't even get a new ECU.

Gin in a drip for life now.

If only lotus made these

[Sparky]

Maybe @internetscan knock up a lead to fit my socket.  It's a one-off, you see.  Pretty sure I was written in PL/1 though.

[Bibs]

We don't need any pics of your socket thanks! 

[Sparky]

Really?  They've done well on eBay.

[Bibs]

[Sparky]

Good shout mate, thanks!

[Chillidoggy]

6 hours ago, Sparky said:

Really?  They've done well on Grindr.

FTFY

[mayevora]

Soz. Late to the party on this one - Get well soon mate. 👍😜

[Sparky]

So obviously fake!  I don't smile anywhere near that much.  During, I mean.