What made you UNHAPPY today!

[C8RKH]

The person who invented these spring clips needs to be hung up by his scrotum with fish hooks.  Just trying to change my expansion tank on the VX and one of the buggers cost me 2 bloody fingers trying to contort my hands and pliers to get the bloody thing off!  Bastard!

[thebartman]

On 25/06/2021 at 07:55, C8RKH said:

The government has secret systems. Machines that spy on the systems that spy on you every hour of every day

Ask Matt Hancock - he's also unhappy today 😍 - but not as unhappy as his Missus. 😡

[Barrykearley]

21 minutes ago, C8RKH said:

The person who invented these spring clips needs to be hung up by his scrotum with fish hooks.  Just trying to change my expansion tank on the VX and one of the buggers cost me 2 bloody fingers trying to contort my hands and pliers to get the bloody thing off!  Bastard!

Do not be tempted to use this on your Willy. No charge for that top tip 👍

[Sparky]

23 minutes ago, C8RKH said:

The person who invented these spring clips needs to be hung up by his scrotum with fish hooks.  Just trying to change my expansion tank on the VX and one of the buggers cost me 2 bloody fingers trying to contort my hands and pliers to get the bloody thing off!  Bastard!

You need this.  Simples!

[C8RKH]

1 minute ago, Sparky said:

You need this.  Simples!

No use telling me that now you muppet! This was me....

Looks like something you'd find in a gynaecologists bag!  So glad I'm a bloke....

[C8RKH]

This will be replacing those bloody stupid spring clips. Much more sensible.

[Sparky]

In fact, the sprung ones are much easier and quicker with the correct tool. And no risk of over/undertightening!

[C8RKH]

Agreed. But you have to remember that giving a complex tool to a stupid get like me is just going to create a whole host of other issues.

I mean, I am already thinking about how that tool could interact with my nipples @Sparky!  What's your experience then Sparky.........?

[Sparky]

The key issue is the locking mechanism. You have to squeeze more to unlock, so it's bad news for nipples or whatever it's attached to.  Various parts of me are quite sore.

[Chillidoggy]

12 hours ago, Sparky said:

You need this.  Simples!

I’m bloody sure that’s what they used for my prostate exam.

[ramjet]

My wife bailing out of her account on Facebook after 'friends' abused her for her decision to get the Covid 19 vaccine. Apparently due to their 'high IQ research' more people have died from the vaccine than have ever died from the virus itself.

Yeah. Right.

Oh, and that the vaccine modifies your DNA. I wonder if that means that I might end up with a bigger willy? Or maybe we will all turn into spidermen or spiderwomen? Or the Borg? Or the Fly? Or the Martian?

[Barrykearley]

That’s pretty poor @ramjet she certainly doesn’t need that sort of thing. Healthcare decisions is a thing of personal choice - akin to religious beliefs. It’s the one true thing we have in life - Choice. 

[ramjet]

Absolutely. What is also sad is that these 'experts' (after all of their online research) are too dumb to understand how dumb they are.

There's a Catch 22 if ever there was one.

[PaulCP]

Edit: text deleted due to wrong thread.

Why does the “reply” box sometimes bring up your previous posted response on the previous thread?

[andydclements]

@PaulCP I've had that when I've failed to actually post, so I guess the stuff is held in a cache, then applied to wherever you actually reply.

[ramjet]

Liz's friend was a hairdresser for all of her life. She was paid to put dangerous chemicals on peoples hair in the name of vanity. So no absolutely necessary reason.

And yet the vaccine is bad.

[PaulCP]

13 minutes ago, andydclements said:

@PaulCP I've had that when I've failed to actually post, so I guess the stuff is held in a cache, then applied to wherever you actually reply.

Yes, it’s happened on the past when I failed to complete the post but this time & once before in the past the post was actually completed. Must just be one of those system gremlins🤔

[C8RKH]

3 hours ago, ramjet said:

Absolutely. What is also sad is that these 'experts' (after all of their online research) are too dumb to understand how dumb they are.

There's a Catch 22 if ever there was one.

Just let the law of Darwin sort them out. The sad thing is that by the end of the year your wife may have fewer "friends" on Facebook and more ash will have been spread.

[RobinB5]

Saw this posted recently, a relevant fable:

The Story of the Donkey and Tiger:

The donkey told the tiger:

′′The grass is blue".

The tiger replied:

′′No, the grass is green".

The discussion became heated up, and the two decided to submit the issue to arbitration, and to do so they approached the lion, King of the Jungle.

Before reaching the clearing in the forest where the lion was sitting on his throne, the donkey started screaming:

′′Your Highness, is it true that grass is blue?".

The lion replied:

"True, the grass is blue".

The donkey rushed forward and continued:

′′The tiger disagrees with me and contradicts me and annoys me please punish him".

The king then declared:

′′The tiger will be punished with 5 years of silence".

The donkey jumped for joy and went on his way, content and repeating:

′′The grass is blue"...

The tiger accepted his punishment, but he asked the lion:

′′Your Majesty, why have you punished me, after all, the grass is green?"

The lion replied:

′′In fact, the grass is green".

The tiger asked:

′′So why do you punish me?"

The lion replied:

′′That has nothing to do with the question of whether the grass is blue or green. The punishment is because a brave, intelligent creature like you can't waste time arguing with a donkey, and on top of that to come and bother me with that question".

The worst waste of time is arguing with the fool and fanatic who doesn't care about truth or reality, but only the victory of their beliefs and illusions. Never waste time on discussions that make no sense... For all the evidence presented to them, some people do not have the ability to understand, and others are blinded by ego, hatred, and resentment, and the only thing that they want is to be right even if they aren’t. When ignorance screams, intelligence shuts up. Your peace and tranquility are worth more

[Colin P]

Yes, but the poor old Donkey  is colour blind and now the Lion has condemned him to a lifetime of looking a fool....

[C8RKH]

55 minutes ago, andydclements said:

@PaulCP I've had that when I've failed to actually post, so I guess the stuff is held in a cache, then applied to wherever you actually reply.

This above

And if you look, there is an option to clear it so you can start afresh.

It's not the tool, it's the craftsman!

3 minutes ago, Colin P said:

Yes, but the poor old Donkey  is colour blind and now the Lion has condemned him to a lifetime of looking a fool....

Donkeys. Facebook users. Fools.   Yup, all makes complete sense especially with some poetic licence

"Most Facebook users are foolish donkeys"

[windymiller]

ahhhh so i have a boroscope for looking underfloor boards etc use it once in a blue moon but when you need it its super handy but now cant get a view from the camera 😒 the led's work and dim but no picture (with a fiddle n a knock a flash of image) suspect loose connection, tried taking it to bits and wiggling things but nowt so any recomendations on a new one ?? plug into phone or stand alone unit ?? ta muchly 

[pete]

The scumbag around the corner, who has just been banned from driving for 3 years for drink and drugs,has bought an electric scooter

[C8RKH]

12 minutes ago, pete said:

The scumbag around the corner, who has just been banned from driving for 3 years for drink and drugs,has bought an electric scooter

Print this and post it through his letter box.

https://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/17805685.driver-caught-riding-electric-scooter-banned-driving/

[windymiller]

been lucky enough to of been part of my wifes beautiful family for 30 plus years, today kinda out of the blue her dear uncle rodney passed away 😒 we used to drink like fook together and id always rip the piss out of him but ill miss him, rip rodney you plonker 😒