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Crazy PC gone mad,  Maybe we all should walk round with a bag on our head  :(

Far to much other bad sxxt going on in the world to be even bothering to publish this trash. 

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I agree.  And I think this puritanical attitude is only going to get worst with social media stiring things up.  Men have been ogling women since the dawn of time, it's how the world goes around.  And if Men hadn't ogled women, then these right-on millennials wouldn't have been born in the first place.

Rant over.

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My wife has extreme peripheral vision. She sees beautiful things long before me, I'm amazed she hasn't fallen over and hurt herself, she spends most of her time looking sideways to see where my eyes are looking:)

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Seriously Lotus. £16.20 each.

Current: 2021 Lotus Elise Cup 250 FE in Isotope Green, Red Alcantara Interior, Carbon Aero Kit, AirCon, Carpets & Mats, NVH pack, Cruise Control, Stereo, Red Calipers.
Now Gone: 2018 Lotus Elise Sport 220 in Metallic Blue, Alcantara Pack, Forged Wheels, 2piece brakes, AirCon, Hard/Soft Tops, Red Calipers, Stereo, Interior Colour Pack, NVH Pack, Carpets, Mats.
Previously Owned: 2016 Lotus Evora 400, 2010 Lotus Evora NA, 2003 VX220 Supercharged, 2001 VX220 Lightning Yellow
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On 1/28/2018 at 16:25, comem47 said:

I told my wife along time ago that she can't expect me to not look (it's a hardwired male thing), but I'm not going to talk to touch..;)

I tend to put it like this:

Just because you drive a Lotus doesn't mean to say that you cannot admire a Porsche, but just don't take one for a test drive. :innocent:

Blessed with the competence to be a slave to the incapable.

Currently without a Lotus, Evora 400 Hethel Edition in Racing Green with Red leather and 2010 Evora N/A in Laser Blue and 1983 Lotus Excel LC Narrow body in Ice Blue all sadly gone.

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1 hour ago, Colin P said:

I tend to put it like this:

Just because you drive a Lotus doesn't mean to say that you cannot admire a Porsche, but just don't take one for a test drive. :innocent:

Should have gone to specsavers.

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God doesn't want me, and the Devil isn't finished with me yet.

 

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My comments and observations are my own, invariably "tongue in cheek", and definitely, sarcastic in nature. Therefore, do not take my advice, suggestions, observations or posts seriously or personally and remember if you do, do anything, that I may have suggested, then you have done this based solely on your own decision to do so and therefore you acknowledge responsibility and accountability (I know, in this modern world these are the hardest things for you to accept) for your actions and indemnify me of any influence, responsibility, accountability, or liability, in what you have done. In other words, you did it, so suffer the consequences on your own!

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35 minutes ago, C8RKH said:

Should have gone to specsavers.

Now how did I know that would elicit a response Andy B-)

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Blessed with the competence to be a slave to the incapable.

Currently without a Lotus, Evora 400 Hethel Edition in Racing Green with Red leather and 2010 Evora N/A in Laser Blue and 1983 Lotus Excel LC Narrow body in Ice Blue all sadly gone.

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Woke up 5:00am, made a cuppa, had a shower, got dressed, stepped outside and its freezing fuking cold, raining and I'm in the middle of the Sahara Desert with another 24 days to do before going home FFS!!! :(:( 

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Maybe it's a sand storm?

Get it?

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All we know is that when they stop making this, we will be properly, properly sad.Jeremy Clarkson on the Esprit.

Opinions are like armpits. Everyone has them, some just stink more than others.

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1 hour ago, ramjet said:

Maybe it's a sand storm

Doh.... old ones are the bestist... <_<

On the other hand there are some really beautiful camels here. 

 

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Reminds me of a joke about the newly-posted person, asking what they do for sex, the other person replying that they have the camels,  eventually the newly-posted guy gets very desperate and has sex with one of the camels.

I shall not post the punchline in case one person hasn't heard it as of yet.

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Wimp! :P

Once a month I used to have to get the 2030 flight from London to Cape Town. Arrived about 0645 in the morning. Quick shower and shave. Suit on. Into an all day client board Meeting.

Back that night on a flight around 2100 to Italy to repeat the process. Then back late to London. All economy. Lovely!

God doesn't want me, and the Devil isn't finished with me yet.

 

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My comments and observations are my own, invariably "tongue in cheek", and definitely, sarcastic in nature. Therefore, do not take my advice, suggestions, observations or posts seriously or personally and remember if you do, do anything, that I may have suggested, then you have done this based solely on your own decision to do so and therefore you acknowledge responsibility and accountability (I know, in this modern world these are the hardest things for you to accept) for your actions and indemnify me of any influence, responsibility, accountability, or liability, in what you have done. In other words, you did it, so suffer the consequences on your own!

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Actually. Fair point. I feel for you!

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God doesn't want me, and the Devil isn't finished with me yet.

 

The small print.

My comments and observations are my own, invariably "tongue in cheek", and definitely, sarcastic in nature. Therefore, do not take my advice, suggestions, observations or posts seriously or personally and remember if you do, do anything, that I may have suggested, then you have done this based solely on your own decision to do so and therefore you acknowledge responsibility and accountability (I know, in this modern world these are the hardest things for you to accept) for your actions and indemnify me of any influence, responsibility, accountability, or liability, in what you have done. In other words, you did it, so suffer the consequences on your own!

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