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Left my brothers place in America today/yesterday. Been there since 30th of Nov, so it's sad to be back in the UK.

Been awake 23 hours so far, got 10 left before I can sleep. Brutal, but fixes my sleeping pattern rapidly - assuming I don't pass out first.

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Had it since Christmas Day, bloody filthy bug.  The only thing that works is alcohol.  It fights the symptoms, or reduces my propensity to give a toss.  Either way's good.

British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland.  And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden.

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Bug update  unhappiness levels at an all-time high.  Incessant coughing has led to a cliche:  I've literally bust a gut.  Surgery a few years back required multiple incisions into the abdominal muscles.  I've had a minor hernia for a while as a result, but it's tiny.  Last night, however, during a particularly violent coughing fit, something definitely tore!  A cough is now exquisite agony.  Nothing's poking out yet, but time will tell.  This is ridiculous; due to various unforeseen issues I've hardly touched a car for 4 months now.  And I'm running out of Lego.

British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland.  And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden.

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Hope you're feeling better soon @Sparky. There's a cracking good new Lego kit available from Amazon. Order it now you'll get it later today!

Lego Technik Landrover Defender. Even has an engine you can build and will probably be less hassle than an Esprit V8!

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Cheers matey!  Yes, I've seen that one.  My mate's just bought it, so I might be cheeky and wait for him to build/strip and then borrow it.  About time Lego did an Esprit!

British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland.  And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden.

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44 minutes ago, Sparky said:

Bug update  unhappiness levels at an all-time high.  Incessant coughing has led to a cliche:  I've literally bust a gut.  Surgery a few years back required multiple incisions into the abdominal muscles.  I've had a minor hernia for a while as a result, but it's tiny.  Last night, however, during a particularly violent coughing fit, something definitely tore!  A cough is now exquisite agony.  Nothing's poking out yet, but time will tell.  This is ridiculous; due to various unforeseen issues I've hardly touched a car for 4 months now.  And I'm running out of Lego.

Yep this is a proper killer bug I haven’t quite gone as far as injuring myself, but you have my sympathies I think I am currently on day 8 and into coughing lots of stuff up (which is surprisingly close to Military Grey) wife is on day 10. 
 

get well, we have got to party like it’s 1989 next weekend 

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Am in week 4 now,2 lots of antibiotics and 1 course of steroids and still coughing like an old man.Wait I am an old man

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Thanks for that, you cheerful git.  So I might have 2 more weeks of this shite???  I'm doing my utmost to avoid antibiotics, and prednisolone plays hell with me so I'd rather not...

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4 minutes ago, pete said:

Am in week 4 now,2 lots of antibiotics and 1 course of steroids and still coughing like an old man.Wait I am an old man

Please no! I can’t do this for 4 weeks 

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I'm with you mate.  Reckon we should both arrive early (say, 24 hours?) and nail the bar for medicinal purposes.

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Yeah, that's a hefty one that won't help your digestive system!

British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland.  And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden.

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57 minutes ago, pete said:

Yep nausea and a foul taste in the mouth.3 days left.

Good start to your 2020 diet though! Remember, every cloud....  Keep it up...

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I used to laugh at my Dad sharing ailment stories with his mates at the bar.  Guess I've arrived, and, it seems, in good company.

British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland.  And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden.

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Don't worry mate, it's not as if you're fast approach old age. I would however suggest that you don't look in the rear-view mirror.🤣

 

I once managed to crack some lobes off teeth with one sneeze, so can appreciate how you've manage to rupture things inside. Just take it easy, and hopefully you'll be patched up soon.

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On 04/01/2020 at 10:46, C8RKH said:

Hope you're feeling better soon @Sparky. There's a cracking good new Lego kit available from Amazon. Order it now you'll get it later today!

Lego Technik Landrover Defender. Even has an engine you can build and will probably be less hassle than an Esprit V8!

Bought and built when it first came out. Holds the record for the most missing pieces at 13, so an accurate representation of the real thing. 

Apparently Mr Bechham is building one too  

ive got a 60s F1 car on order from China at  the moment which I’m looking forward to. 

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Blessed with the competence to be a slave to the incapable.

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5 hours ago, Colin P said:

Holds the record for the most missing pieces at 13, so an accurate representation of the real thing

I had heard that the old parts manager had left Lotus. So that's where he went...

 

Lol. Only joking. Honest.....

God doesn't want me, and the Devil isn't finished with me yet.

 

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My comments and observations are my own, invariably "tongue in cheek", and definitely, sarcastic in nature. Therefore, do not take my advice, suggestions, observations or posts seriously or personally and remember if you do, do anything, that I may have suggested, then you have done this based solely on your own decision to do so and therefore you acknowledge responsibility and accountability (I know, in this modern world these are the hardest things for you to accept) for your actions and indemnify me of any influence, responsibility, accountability, or liability, in what you have done. In other words, you did it, so suffer the consequences on your own!

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