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Some WWII Spitfires were painted pink.

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Who'd have thought of pink as camouflage!?

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I think the Navy started it but the SAS got in on the game too. You're welcome to give them a call to laugh at their jeeps but I'd suggest withholding your number...

 

 

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Driving a car to the nearest star outside of our own solar system at 70 mph would take more than 356 billion years.

 

 

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk - that will teach us to keep mouth shut!

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On 03/03/2020 at 22:58, RobinB5 said:

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

I thought she'd never stop but it did do wonders for my self esteem!

On 04/03/2020 at 18:22, Bibs said:

I think the Navy started it but the SAS got in on the game too. You're welcome to give them a call to laugh at their jeeps but I'd suggest withholding your number...

 

 

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So that's where @GFWilliams has gotten his inspiration from. Love that big rubber front splitter.

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God doesn't want me, and the Devil isn't finished with me yet.

 

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53 minutes ago, mayevora said:

Driving a car to the nearest star outside of our own solar system at 70 mph would take more than 356 billion years.

 

 

That's if you don't have to queue at the Tesla Interstella Intergalactic Death Star Charger stations.  It could double the time if you did have to queue.  Better pack an extra flask and another tuna mayo sarnie, just in case.

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The small print.

My comments and observations are my own, invariably "tongue in cheek", and definitely, sarcastic in nature. Therefore, do not take my advice, suggestions, observations or posts seriously or personally and remember if you do, do anything, that I may have suggested, then you have done this based solely on your own decision to do so and therefore you acknowledge responsibility and accountability (I know, in this modern world these are the hardest things for you to accept) for your actions and indemnify me of any influence, responsibility, accountability, or liability, in what you have done. In other words, you did it, so suffer the consequences on your own!

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Added Lightness.......errr No

Rolls Roy has over 45KG of paint on each car.

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In 2008 Ross Brawn bought the Honda F1 team for a nominal £1

9 months later after 1 constructors Championship and 1 Drivers Championship he sold Brawn GP to Mercedes for just under £150 Million.

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Formula 1’s first world champion (1950 Alfa Romeo) Giuseppe Farina owned a Lotus Cortina later in life. He lost his life in 1966 when he crashed it. He was well known for his reckless driving on the road.

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Musk lost $16bn yesterday.

God doesn't want me, and the Devil isn't finished with me yet.

 

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My comments and observations are my own, invariably "tongue in cheek", and definitely, sarcastic in nature. Therefore, do not take my advice, suggestions, observations or posts seriously or personally and remember if you do, do anything, that I may have suggested, then you have done this based solely on your own decision to do so and therefore you acknowledge responsibility and accountability (I know, in this modern world these are the hardest things for you to accept) for your actions and indemnify me of any influence, responsibility, accountability, or liability, in what you have done. In other words, you did it, so suffer the consequences on your own!

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Have trouble with percentages then just flip it,40% of 10 is the same as 10% of 40;or 5% of 100 is the same as 100% of 5 etc etc 

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hindsight: the science that is never wrong

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On 11/04/2020 at 08:16, mayevora said:

Driving a car to the nearest star outside of our own solar system at 70 mph would take more than 356 billion years.

 

 

You want to try the A127 at rush hour.

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Amateurs built the Ark

Professionals built the Titanic

"I haven't ridden in cars pulled by cows before" "Bullocks, Mr.Belcher" "No, I haven't, honestly"

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