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Jeff Bezos' net worth is roughly the equivalent of being given £233,000 every day since Jesus was born.

Yeah, but think of the income tax bill...

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I have long wondered about popular culture's fascination with the prospect of a zombie apocalypse. It seems to me that if zombies eat brains, most people are safe. Present company excluded, of co

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because otherwise you could not follow it with "very very frightening me galileo..." and that would be a tragedy

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People like him don't pay near the tax they should.

Anyway, I thought I would put this thought in here. No doubt, everyone everywhere is hearing the radio ad to 'Gamble Responsibly'.

Isn't gambling irresponsible by definition?

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So the signage trailers on the side of our roads here are flashing a sign to 'Pass Cyclists Safely'.

I didn't know that it was legal to eat them. Who knew?

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There's hope for me yet!

Fat Men Last Longer: fat guys last on average over three times as long in the bedroom. A 2010 Turkish study looked into the average performance times of men over the course of a year. The researchers found that fat men could keep going for an average of 7 minutes 18 seconds, while skinny guys’ partners had to put up with a mere 108 seconds.

The German for "contraceptive" is Schwangerschaftsverhütungsmittel. By the time you've finished saying it, it's too late.

During sexual intercourse, in addition to the genitals and breasts, the inner nose also swells.

In a 1000 person study, Almost a third of all women over 80 years of age still have sex with their partners.

Possibly save your life. Check out this website. https://www.cancerresearchuk.org/about-cancer/mens-cancer

 

 

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And just what were you googling when you found these useless facts? 😲

Never mind, somethings are better left unsaid. 😉

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I have made many mistakes in my life. Buying a multiple Lotus is not one of them.

 

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Which is why you use pliers to bend something. 😉

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"plier mon amour" said the Bishop to the whore.

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God doesn't want me, and the Devil isn't finished with me yet.

 

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My comments and observations are my own, invariably "tongue in cheek", and definitely, sarcastic in nature. Therefore, do not take my advice, suggestions, observations or posts seriously or personally and remember if you do, do anything, that I may have suggested, then you have done this based solely on your own decision to do so and therefore you acknowledge responsibility and accountability (I know, in this modern world these are the hardest things for you to accept) for your actions and indemnify me of any influence, responsibility, accountability, or liability, in what you have done. In other words, you did it, so suffer the consequences on your own!

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You can only fold a piece of paper in half 9 times.

As far as I know, the size of the piece of paper doesn’t matter.

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I wonder how many will now try this. 😄 I would expect the thickness of the paper to make a difference though.

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I have tried with many different types. I have never gotten past 9.

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I don't try anymore. Thinking of the planet.

Nah. Just can't be bothered trying anymore. Not sure why I even remembered it.

Did you know that you can climb through a Mintie wrapper as well? You know the ones, The little white lolly things.

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New results confirm it is a neutron star, so dense that a teaspoon of it would weigh 10 million tonnes.

Just beyond my comprehension 

hindsight: the science that is never wrong

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On 24/02/2024 at 20:09, pete said:

New results confirm it is a neutron star, so dense that a teaspoon of it would weigh 10 million tonnes.

Just beyond my comprehension 

Bit like Politicians! so Dense they are beyond our comprehension!

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I still think they should have stuck with Raider. 😛 

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Marathon's in the UK changed their name to Snickers some time ago to must consternation. It was called Snickers elsewhere and was named after the company founders horse but they thought it was too close to 'knickers' in the UK hence Marathon. Eventually they stopped caring, hence the change.

Follow me for more exciting confectionary name based news :D

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The idea for Cadbury Flake came from the residual chocolate flakes left in the machines during the production of chocolate bars. 

The idea for the 70s/80s adverts came from a pervert.

 

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