Pop quiz: what is it?

[Sparky]

Probably the strangest-shaped package I've received.  Any guesses?

[Sparky]

@temple you're not allowed to answer.

[internets]

Am I? OK I will anyway .... Its either a new bong for you to smoke what ever your on these days or power steering pipes for an Esprit 

[Sparky]

Cheating git.  You knew it was a bong.

[Bibs]

Pair of skis for @hopo?

[Chillidoggy]

I’ve got it - hairdryer stand for the @Dan E M100.

[TAR]

A 10 Yard of ale glass?  

[PAR]

Something to fit under the car?

[RichardC]

Your own personal parking meter to carry around in the car and sneakily place by the roadside to get free town centre parking?

[Sparky]

Oooh, smart!

[Chillidoggy]

Belay my last post, I’m going with ally chassis tubes.

Had it been from Staples or Amazon, I’d have said it was a biro.

[PAR]

Metallic steps to fit on side of the car to help get into it (in case the lotus is a bit high)

[Sparky]

Actually, it's my Lotus position back brace.

[Barrykearley]

My god - I never knew Anne summers sold em that long

[maydharm]

It's a parcel wrapped in news paper

[comem47]

😄

[maydharm]

Well don't keep us in  what is it?

[Chillidoggy]

It’s my custom-turned S4s pen packaged up ready to be taken to Watford post office, isn’t it?

You old teaser, you.

[Dan E]

So this is a pop quiz?  Is it Fleetwood Mac? 

[Sparky]

I just can't work with these amateurs.

[pete]

You worked for BA should be used to it

[TAR]

4 hours ago, Chillidoggy said:

You old teaser, you.

I totally misread that!  

[Chillidoggy]

8 hours ago, TAR said:

I totally misread that!  

 

Bloody autocorrect, I hate it.

[clivef38]

It's a false leg with a work boot already fitted.😀

[Sparky]