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I came into this world screaming and covered in someone elses blood. I'll probably leave it in the same way. 

 

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My comments and observations are my own, invariably "tongue in cheek", and definitely, sarcastic in nature. Therefore, do not take my advice, suggestions, observations or posts seriously or personally and remember if you do, do anything, that I may have suggested, then you have done this based solely on your own decision to do so and therefore you acknowledge responsibility and accountability (I know, in this modern world these are the hardest things for you to accept) for your actions and indemnify me of any influence, responsibility, accountability, or liability, in what you have done. In other words, you did it, so suffer the consequences on your own!

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Why don't transvestites eat meat?

                                                                                                                                                         Because they were herbefores 🤣  

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I should put that up in the Workshop, next to the calendar. Yes, it's that kinda calendar, it is a workshop after all. 😁

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I have made many mistakes in my life. Buying a multiple Lotus is not one of them.

 

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RSPB, Garden Birds Calendar 2023Or this one?

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I came into this world screaming and covered in someone elses blood. I'll probably leave it in the same way. 

 

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A different variety of birds. But not Pirelli, I don't have connections like that. And to be frank, I think the Pirelli one is overrated, quite happy with the one I got from the local guy I use for rebuilding alternators etc.

I have made many mistakes in my life. Buying a multiple Lotus is not one of them.

 

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Hahahahaha, brilliant one Dave.

I came into this world screaming and covered in someone elses blood. I'll probably leave it in the same way. 

 

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My comments and observations are my own, invariably "tongue in cheek", and definitely, sarcastic in nature. Therefore, do not take my advice, suggestions, observations or posts seriously or personally and remember if you do, do anything, that I may have suggested, then you have done this based solely on your own decision to do so and therefore you acknowledge responsibility and accountability (I know, in this modern world these are the hardest things for you to accept) for your actions and indemnify me of any influence, responsibility, accountability, or liability, in what you have done. In other words, you did it, so suffer the consequences on your own!

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Hey Pete, got to feel sorry for Prof Higgins though. A few days after his lecture on involuntary muscle contractions he was giving a lecture on sexually transmitted diseases. He'd sternly walked up to his lecturn, one hand in his pocket and the other holding a jar. After waiting for the din to subside, the prof held up the jar and announced that in his hand was the specimen of a pus-ridden, diseased penis. From the back came "OK, but what's in the jar"?

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As it's Monty Python I thought it should go here. But then, who'd have thought they would have called it so right, so long ago.

 

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I came into this world screaming and covered in someone elses blood. I'll probably leave it in the same way. 

 

The small print.

My comments and observations are my own, invariably "tongue in cheek", and definitely, sarcastic in nature. Therefore, do not take my advice, suggestions, observations or posts seriously or personally and remember if you do, do anything, that I may have suggested, then you have done this based solely on your own decision to do so and therefore you acknowledge responsibility and accountability (I know, in this modern world these are the hardest things for you to accept) for your actions and indemnify me of any influence, responsibility, accountability, or liability, in what you have done. In other words, you did it, so suffer the consequences on your own!

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