What made you UNHAPPY today!

[johnpwalsh]

Dear Mr. Walsh,

We read your CV with interest, but as Rolex don’t make Seamaster watches, we felt unable to meet your otherwise entirely reasonable demands, and wish you every success in your continued search for employment.

Yours, etc.

 

Dear Mr Lord.

In the 1st instance. Who asked you for your toupence worth. Sekondly, you may be higher edificated than many of us. But are you a specialist in Rolex or Seaman master watches, no. I thought not.

Pleae keap out of an otherwise potentaal for me to ern a fir crust for little work as normal. It it wurked out right, I wood still be able to sin on on the days am supposed to be grafting an could have used the exkuse, not trains available du to rong kind lo leavs on the rails.

In know fine well my previous work history in the Scrubs workshops would suit me well for this job as I was learned how to hot wire from the best of em. Shurly an old chicken shed cant be much different. After all, a wires a wire never mind where you connect it. And as for this 3 phase malarky. I can do 3 phase nae problem. Phase one between 10 and 112 am, cant do it any earlier as trains may be late for start time. Phase 2 between dinner and T time and phase three which I hope s a short one can be done after afternoon fly cuppa. Needs to be a quicky as I want to sneek aff to catch the earlier bus hame so I can use the change to buy my pye supper. Well the bus is too quid cheaper than the train so I get my supper for nothin and the boss would niver know.

Kindly please but out.

Ur's respektfuly.

Unemplyed ho wire specalist soon to be employd.

[johnpwalsh]

Sadly many are indeed lazy. Brexit is now highlighting the issue. Fingers crossed the country grinds to a halt and the political shiterati get a grip of this and force folks in this country to get back to work and off the freeloading.

 

Gee's. I officially retired 3 months ago, yet I'm working 7 day's a week. One for a construction company where I am looking after the plant ( I was a crane engineer) and the 2nd job which takes place after I get home at night and any free days from the plant job in LotusRescue garage. Yet these people cant get up to catch a free bus.

What/where did I do wrong.

[100th_Idiot]

My lawnmower died half way through it's job. Unless electric motors are meant to smoke from time to time.

It was only 23 the lazy little shite

[windymiller]

jan this year i was due a follow up endoscopy, april i recieved a letter stating id be refered to hospital this time and would be contacted so i was expecting a date for the endoscopy then it turned out i was simply seeing a consultant who would refer me for the procedure, today i learn the appointment will more than likely be january (to see the consultant) then i presume i will join the que for the procedure 😒

[andydclements]

A few members here on the forum have scopes for viewing parts of the car. I'm sure if you ask nicely.....

[johnpwalsh]

4 minutes ago, andydclements said:

A few members here on the forum have scopes for viewing parts of the car. I'm sure if you ask nicely.....

Can you guarantee it will be sterile when the procedure is finished though. 

[exeterjeep]

MG ZR gone to scrap yard today, had loads of issues over the years I have had it.  Needs a new engine.

On the bright side it means that the wife has given me a sort of amber/green light to buy something else. 

...Only got 1 ZR left  plus the one I gave my son last year.

[phil flash]

17 hours ago, andydclements said:

A few members here on the forum have scopes for viewing parts of the car. I'm sure if you ask nicely.....

Nah ...  for £8 he can buy his own .. endoscope    😂

[windymiller]

just took the evora out for a last chance spin and coming the other way was a jcb fast track with a huge trailer behind and the lad was clearly txting while driving nugget !!! so many tractor boys do that too 😒

[windymiller]

So in a holiday let in Southend should the free standing cooker be fed by a 4mm t/e via a plug top near by ?? And none of the appliances been pat tested ? 🙄

[C8RKH]

12 hours ago, windymiller said:

So in a holiday let in Southend should the free standing cooker be fed by a 4mm t/e via a plug top near by ?? And none of the appliances been pat tested ? 🙄

AirBnB by any chance?

[windymiller]

Booking dot com apparently

[Barrykearley]

15 hours ago, windymiller said:

So in a holiday let in Southend should the free standing cooker be fed by a 4mm t/e via a plug top near by ?? And none of the appliances been pat tested ? 🙄

If the appliances are less than a year old they don’t need to be Pat tested

the plug top on 4mm - yup that’s crap - but doesn’t necessarily make it dangerous. The plug top will be providing 13a protection to the cable which is far less than the rating of that cable. It’ll be wrong if in the manufacturers instructions it says the cooker is to be fed by a 16a supply or higher.

[100th_Idiot]

Back to the office for the first time last week. It's a bit of a trek so spent 2 nights in the Holiday Inn Express. No social distancing. Nobody wearing a mask. Now I have a cold 🤧

[Gjk]

Everything esprit!

finding freescan can’t interrogate the ecu!

discovering that my laptop can’t run espritmon!

utter disbelief that you can’t get a simple low pressure pump with gauge for testing  a wastegate actuator for less than 50 quid!

sod it, I’m off down the pub!

[thebartman]

2 hours ago, Gjk said:

sod it, I’m off down the pub!

🍻

[Sparky]

Welcome to Esprit ownership!  It's all downhill from here...

[Bibs]

Well you do live at the bottom of a hill!

[Chillidoggy]

I have aches and pains in all kinds of places after yet more of the Lotus position.

[Sparky]

You should see the crap that rolls down and ends up on my drive.

[Gjk]

I just hope at the bottom of every hill is a bloody good pub! It might make esprit ownership a little more tolerable!

[Sparky]

At the top of the hill, but makes getting home marginally easier.   Although you're more likely to end up in a council house in Garston for the night.

[exeterjeep]

4 minutes ago, Gjk said:

I just hope at the bottom of every hill is a bloody good pub! It might make esprit ownership a little more tolerable!

What you need is more like a recovery truck or lotus dealer/specialist parked outside/next door 

[Gjk]

@Sparky it looks so unassuming! Love it, when we going 👍

@exeterjeep to many demands 🤣  I just want to walk away and get drunk and forget….

[Chillidoggy]

54 minutes ago, Sparky said:

At the top of the hill, but makes getting home marginally easier.   Although you're more likely to end up in a council house in Garston for the night.

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