I have never…

[Redwing]

7 hours ago, pete said:

Are they related

I said or, not and.

[Barrykearley]

7 hours ago, C8RKH said:

Had or wanted a +2 Evora.

Which makes a threesome difficult 

[Rambo]

On 25/05/2022 at 16:27, Sparky said:

Had a foursome.

I've never had a threesome, let alone a foursome. And these days, even a twosome only happens on special days🤥

Next stage will be a onesome 😅

[Escape]

14 minutes ago, Rambo said:

I've never had a threesome, let alone a foursome. And these days, even a twosome only happens on special days🤥

Next stage will be a onesome 😅

But then you'll feel young again. 😁

[exeterjeep]

2 hours ago, Escape said:

But then you'll feel young again. 😁

I'll never feel young again, and I can't even remember when I felt young. 

[Barrykearley]

I can - yesterday 🤪😂

[ramjet]

made love to a goat.

And if you meet one that says I did, he's lying.

[RobinB5]

53 minutes ago, ramjet said:

made love to a goat.

And if you meet one that says I did, he's lying.

Sheeps though is another thing?

[tim_marra]

1 hour ago, ramjet said:

made love to a goat.

And if you meet one that says I did, he's lying.

He's lying?  

[ramjet]

He or she. I was REALLY drunk. Bugger. I typed that out aloud, didn't I?

12 minutes ago, RobinB5 said:

Sheeps though is another thing?

Nope. That's the Kiwis. Not I. 😇

[Sparky]

Can I just clarify: you were drunk when you posted, or when you shagged the gay goat?

[Escape]

6 hours ago, RobinB5 said:

Sheeps though is another thing?

That was the first thing that came to my mind as well! 😄

Reminds me of a hiking trail in Wales, that went through a meadow with sheep. The sheep started running away, so I said "don't worry, we're tourists, not Welsh". They promptly stopped, gave us look and continued grazing. 🐑

[Rambo]

2 hours ago, Sparky said:

Can I just clarify: you were drunk when you posted, or when you shagged the gay goat?

Probably both 😯 He'd have been sober of it were a female goat 🐐

[ramjet]

To be honest, she was much more attractive.🐐

[LotuStuart]

On 27/05/2022 at 06:19, Rambo said:

I've never had a threesome, let alone a foursome. And these days, even a twosome only happens on special days🤥

Next stage will be a onesome 😅

I had a threesome. 
It would have been a foursome, but the other guy pulled out. 

[Elite 4.9]

Never taken my Lotus to the limit in some corner as it was intended and designed to........

Hopefully NOT .   lol

[pete]

Never told a lie,oh damn

[Rambo]

16 hours ago, LotuStuart said:

I had a threesome. 
It would have been a foursome, but the other guy pulled out. 

Oooh, painful 😯