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1. Made or received a video call on a smart phone.

2. Been on any social media (I don’t include forums like this, of course).

3. Bought a private car on credit.

4. Listened to any music or radio in my Evora.

Anything you lot can add which might seem incredible to others?

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Ate a Doner Kebab or watched East Enders 😏

 

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Watched any Star Wars or Lord of the Rings films.

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  • Gold FFM

Had a foursome.

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British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland.  And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden.

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8 hours ago, LotusLeftLotusRight said:

1. Made or received a video call on a smart phone.

I'll match that and raise you one: I've never made a call on a smart phone or owned such a phone. 🙂

 

I have made many mistakes in my life. Buying a multiple Lotus is not one of them.

 

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18 hours ago, Redwing said:

Tried incest or Morris dancing. 

Are they related

hindsight: the science that is never wrong

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Had or wanted a +2 Evora.

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I came into this world screaming and covered in someone elses blood. I'll probably leave it in the same way. 

 

The small print.

My comments and observations are my own, invariably "tongue in cheek", and definitely, sarcastic in nature. Therefore, do not take my advice, suggestions, observations or posts seriously or personally and remember if you do, do anything, that I may have suggested, then you have done this based solely on your own decision to do so and therefore you acknowledge responsibility and accountability (I know, in this modern world these are the hardest things for you to accept) for your actions and indemnify me of any influence, responsibility, accountability, or liability, in what you have done. In other words, you did it, so suffer the consequences on your own!

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