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One of the morning shows that has come on this morning when Liz got up says that breakdancing is in the 2024 Olympics?

Why?

Anyway, to the title. Suggest Olympic sports that you would like to see.

What about:

Armchair Lounging?

Cocktail Mixing?

TV watching?

Laundry Hanging?

Sleeping?

Snoring?

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"toss the just stop oil protestor" - wrap them up in a carpet then throw off a cliff. Marks for number of full rotations and add extra marks if they land on end.     (obviously only jok

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Longest unbroken poo?

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I think 100meters boxing would be good. You can punch up the other guys and the first to cross the line wins

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I was going to say fishing, but then I remembered I gave that up because I felt sorry for the poor creatures...

Chess has long been a candidate I believe.

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I'll volunteer for the jury. You do know how to make a despejito, right? 🍸

 

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"toss the just stop oil protestor" - wrap them up in a carpet then throw off a cliff. Marks for number of full rotations and add extra marks if they land on end.

 

 

(obviously only joking just in case some snowflake gets offended!)

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If there were to be a single new, or variety of new sports introduced to the Olympics, it would be good to see something worthwhile and worthy of inclusion. It could be argued that any new sport must be widely available for anyone to be able to participate without resort to expensive and entirely unnecessary equipment. It should be fun and not require too much time to compete. It should be fair and allow everyone who takes part to consider themselves winners, even if the don't finish in first place. 

So, in order to be precise and to the point, I think we should consider the inclusion of the following sport without prejudice and following strict guidelines of participation. I could go on endlessly about this sport but better to say only the necessary words to describe it.

The sport? Well of course, it's procrastination :) 

 

Am I in the running for a medal?

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It's getting there......

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Ooo. Old steel bin lid frisbee. 

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Shove halfpenny!

Hedge trimming

Cat wrangling (for dog owners only)

Pin the tail on the Escort (it's not a tail and you don't pin it)

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Drinking ! :sofa:

Nah, we know @Bibs & @Sparky would win and I'd pull my trousers down.

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So you need a sport to do with your trousers down, what can we think of...

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Longest unbroken poo?

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Opinions are like armpits. Everyone has them, some just stink more than others.

For forum issues, please contact one of the Moderators. (I'm not one of the elves anymore, but I'll leave the link here)

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