Useless Facts about anything

[molemot]

Spacecraft navigation..... this is an interesting read.

 

https://solarsystem.nasa.gov/basics/chapter13-1

[philcool]

Did you know that an inch of ice has the same insulation affect as half an inch of kork lagging 

[Bibs]

The average female black ant lives for 15 years. 

[DDubya]

If all the girls in Aylesbury laid on there backs, no one would be in the least surprised!

[Kimbers]

The "G-spot" was nearly called the Whipple Tickle- after Professor Beverley Whipple, who coined the expression that we know today.

A single sperm contains 37.5 MB of DNA information. One ejaculation represents a data transfer of 15,875 GB, equivalent to the combined capacity of 62 MacBook Pro laptops.

Alfred Kinsey, author of Sexual Behavior in the Human Male (1948), had a collection of 5 million wasps and could insert a toothbrush into his penis, bristle-end first.

[Barrykearley]

Off to wipe a hard drive

[tim_marra]

18 minutes ago, Kimbers said:

A single sperm contains 37.5 MB of DNA information. One ejaculation represents a data transfer of 15,875 GB, equivalent to the combined capacity of 62 MacBook Pro laptops.

 

All those porn queens must be fookin geniuses then, especially the ones that don't spit 🤣

[semi42]

at some point in the future, what you are wearing as everyday clothes, will be known as a costume

Edited August 20, 2018 by semi42

[punky]

If you put a Phillips screwdriver in your bellybutton and turn it anticlockwise your bum falls off!

[williamtherebel]

I have a book called "Useless Information you cant afford to be Without".Filled with gems like 'The only animal on the planet that has 4 knees is the Elephant!'. I know ,--  I need to get out more!

[andydclements]

And get an updated version of the book, one where it correctly states that an elephant has two knees, one on each of the rear legs, and has elbows on the front legs.

[Chillidoggy]

Should you be a Red Arrows pilot, your fanny to pounds earning ratio is the highest in the UK.

@Dan E

[Dan E]

So this will be the high point of the conversation at Biggin Hill and then it went down hill from there. What we trying to work out is what is the best job for getting the girls and we reckon Red Arrows Pilot is way up there. If that makes any sense, it was for the record very, very funny. 

[Chillidoggy]

1. Red Arrows pilot
2. Builder
3. Astronaut
4. Forum-owner
5. Red Bull Air Race pilot
6. Rock star
7. Billionaire
8. Millionaire
9. Hollywood film star
10. Lotus owner

 From my recollection of the conversation on the day, I think that about covers it off.

[Dan E]

Don’t remember builder, the rest is spot on and was officially entitled “the fanny to the pound ratio” 

[Chillidoggy]

Sorry mate, I thought you said you were a builder.

[Dan E]

Simple sparks mate and as you can see they don’t feature, sadly 

[Chillidoggy]

16 hours ago, Chillidoggy said:

1. Red Arrows pilot
2. Electrician
3. Astronaut
4. Forum-owner
5. Red Bull Air Race pilot
6. Rock star
7. Billionaire
8. Millionaire
9. Hollywood film star
10. Lotus owner

 From my recollection of the conversation on the day, I think that about covers it off.

Corrected.

[pete]

@ChillidoggyNice to see Margate in the news for the right reason

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-45264871

[Chillidoggy]

Absolutely.

Precisely what the town needs to promote its 'up and coming' status that the media keep telling us about.  With a junk food noshing ex-junkie, and local slapper Tracey Emin displaying her used condoms on a bed, the town is surely destined to become the next Sandbanks.

[ramjet]

On 08/08/2018 at 23:56, Kimbers said:

Alfred Kinsey, author of Sexual Behavior in the Human Male (1948), had a collection of 5 million wasps and could insert a toothbrush into his penis, bristle-end first.

I am not sure if this is a 'Useless Fact' as much as a 'Highly Disturbing Fact'? It also follows as to how the bloody hell you know that Kimbers?  

[Barrykearley]

Just off to brush my teeth.

i will be careful not to slip on the wet floor.

 

ive a particularly horrific surgical video on whatsapp of the removal of a toothbrush from the very eye of a trouser snake which would make most grown men cry

[ramjet]

<<<shudder>>>

[Kimbers]

38 minutes ago, ramjet said:

I am not sure if this is a 'Useless Fact' as much as a 'Highly Disturbing Fact'? It also follows as to how the bloody hell you know that Kimbers?  

Believe it or not its all well documented online. He was a bit of a perv and studied wasps........and I was looking for some outragious facts cause you lot were being boring.

In all seriousness about who gets the girls, I dunno about your list. It looks highly like a bunch of middle aged blokes put that list together. After speaking to your demographic, women of 20 to 40 (of which I have 2 daughters and a wife I can assure you that the spitting out of a hot beverage and a lot of laughter followed.

I am not saying your list isn't a good one. If you are a mid 40's male then yes you would go for that list I am sure 😛. But some professions that have been mentioned are: Fireman, Policeman (This appears to be a uniform thing. Funnily enough the poor old Paramedics don't join this group "Oh No, all covered in poop and smelling like pee". Racing driver, Entrepreneur, They all do like a builder (Tanned muscles), Vet and Doctor (my Doctor daughter is marrying a Doctor). There are some that feature like Pilot who they say sound great but in reality it would be a nightmare relationship.

There are loads of lists online but they all pretty much say the same. 2 that repeat every time is Fireman (Water faerie) and Police Officer. Not so sure about Trumpton but I can guarantee you all Police are HOT!
 

[calvan]

Some ice hockey trivia for your edification.

The earliest instance of a player wearing a protective testicular guard , i.e. a "cup", was in 1874.

The earliest instance of a player wearing a protective helmet in a Stanley Cup playoff game was in 1974.

You can't say that hockey players don't have their priorities right.