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Feeling my age today after 2 days of running 2 miles followed by 20 mins of high intensity weights. Plus maybe a bottle of wine didn't help.

Which got me thinking of that old phrase "You know you're getting old when........"

It started for me

You know you're getting old when you sell your Exige cause it hurts your back, and buy an Evora which doesn't

Several years down the line its become 

You know you're getting old when you make more noises getting out of bed in the morning than the rest of the day put together!

My Knee's crack, my shoulder grinds and WHERE DID ALL THIS HAIR COME FROM!!! And it's not where its meant to be! I pulled a whisker off the top of my nose FFS!!

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Stop me and buy one!!

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Look's like Danny's car is the same age as me so I don't know whether I'm getting old or not. I suffer from a dodgy back and have done for a long time so you could say I've felt old for years!

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Just bought a pair of +1 glasses as the small print in dark light was getting blurry. Not too bad to get through 56 years without needing any sight support.

Worst thing about getting older for me is that my sleep pattern is shot to pieces. Combination of shifts when younger, and 20 years of flying all over the world constantly which probably is the cause of my increasingly sore back.  Good point though is that I can now fall asleep in seconds, anywhere, at any time. Just cannot stay asleep for more than a couple of hours at a time.

I came into this world screaming and covered in someone elses blood. I'll probably leave it in the same way. 

 

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My comments and observations are my own, invariably "tongue in cheek", and definitely, sarcastic in nature. Therefore, do not take my advice, suggestions, observations or posts seriously or personally and remember if you do, do anything, that I may have suggested, then you have done this based solely on your own decision to do so and therefore you acknowledge responsibility and accountability (I know, in this modern world these are the hardest things for you to accept) for your actions and indemnify me of any influence, responsibility, accountability, or liability, in what you have done. In other words, you did it, so suffer the consequences on your own!

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1 hour ago, Dan E said:

@Kimbers i always take great joy in knowing that however old i get I am always going to considerably younger than Sparkles aka @Sparky ,Uncle Ian @Chillidoggy and @pete 

 

Oi, you cheeky bugger! There's life in the old dog yet. I even bought a new boat and will be sailing it next week.

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1 hour ago, Dan E said:

@Kimbers i always take great joy in knowing that however old i get I am always going to considerably younger than Sparkles aka @Sparky ,Uncle Ian @Chillidoggy and @pete 

Yeah, but you'll never be as smart or good-looking as me.

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British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland.  And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden.

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22 minutes ago, LotusLeftLotusRight said:

What about uncouth eyebrows when you get older? What’s that all about?

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26 minutes ago, LotusLeftLotusRight said:

What about uncouth eyebrows when you get older? What’s that all about?

Definately part of the "Where has all this hair come from!!" I look like the below if my Barber doesn't do them!

My eyebrows are thick and wide, I am normal but I am not beautiful, should  I do them? - Quora

Just bought my first one of these due to my ears looking like spiders were in them!

Best nose hair trimmers 2022 - 9 top picks to buy now

Possibly save your life. Check out this website.
http://everyman-campaign.org/

 

Stop me and buy one!!

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1 hour ago, Chillidoggy said:

 

@Dan Ealways says you can't beat having a tug in the bath.

Didn't know his memory was that good. 

 

1 hour ago, C8RKH said:

Just bought a pair of +1 glasses as the small print in dark light was getting blurry. Not too bad to get through 56 years without needing any sight support

Just had my first ever eye test at 75. Don't need glasses yet. 

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hindsight: the science that is never wrong

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1 hour ago, Chillidoggy said:

And just to show you I wasn't telling porkies about the new boat - 

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That's no good where's the big engine and propeller? It's not a damn "E"-Boat is it?  :harhar:

I came into this world screaming and covered in someone elses blood. I'll probably leave it in the same way. 

 

The small print.

My comments and observations are my own, invariably "tongue in cheek", and definitely, sarcastic in nature. Therefore, do not take my advice, suggestions, observations or posts seriously or personally and remember if you do, do anything, that I may have suggested, then you have done this based solely on your own decision to do so and therefore you acknowledge responsibility and accountability (I know, in this modern world these are the hardest things for you to accept) for your actions and indemnify me of any influence, responsibility, accountability, or liability, in what you have done. In other words, you did it, so suffer the consequences on your own!

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