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Yes, thats what I thought. Same colour as the V8 I found a couple of years ago. Renault has a similar colour but a bit brighter which I am thinking of using.

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Ooooh Prizes 👍😁  (comedy club tickets, 3 bottles of Gin, food and entry into a joke book) - Yesterday I was emailed and informed I have won 3rd place in the annual Devon Dads Jokes Competition.
Not sure if I should be pleased or embarrassed lol 😆 

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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk - that will teach us to keep mouth shut!

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I'd debase myself for that much gin.

British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland.  And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden.

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Quick internet search and we have: https://www.torquaycomedyclub.co.uk/devon-dad-joke-championship

What do Henry the Eighth and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

A in white font to not spoil the punchline:They both share the same middle name!

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I take it only three Dad's entered the competition!

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God doesn't want me, and the Devil isn't finished with me yet.

 

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55 minutes ago, C8RKH said:

I take it only three Dad's entered the competition!

I’ll use that one next year 🤣

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1 hour ago, Sparky said:

Aaaaagh

I thought my other entry was better.

My daughter keeps asking me to stop singing Oasis songs :-

I said Maybe 

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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk - that will teach us to keep mouth shut!

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That's exactly what it wants you to think.

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British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland.  And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden.

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