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It's Sunday - time for confession Father


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So I'm not very religious - but today I feel I need to visit a confessional box.

I've been bad - I have crumbled to my filthy and dirty desires. My dirty thoughts have overtaken the clean ones and for this I need forgiveness........

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S4, I reckon.  You really need to check yourself into a clinic.

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Azure blue S4, come on Mr kearley don't be a tease all your life as you know what happens when you are known as a tease. Mind you a pint of Baileys later and you might go all the way :lol: 

I am sure the wife does not read TLF so she never need know ;) 

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Not a lot. Just some minor fettling - use and improve as and when.

History file that's as thick as a Grimsby dolehead. A nice workshop manual but she needs an mot soonish. Two rear tyres needed in the near future. All nice and hpi clear wearing original paint. Bumper on the front will need painting at some point - but that's going on the manyana list.

Shes not been run for a while - currently at the relearn ecu stage !! I'm convinced the tps is needing fettling or replacement. But could be the ecu adjusting.

im as happy as a two dicked dog and so glad to have a 4pot turbo once again :animier:

 

 

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I am so happy for you Barry. That looks an absolute stunner. I will say it again - I love the colour - and the interior combo.

I guess this one might be a keeper HA HA HA HA HAHAHHAHhahahAH a haahhah

PS proper dash as well :P

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I tempted fate...now my Esprit V8 IS in bits...(sob)

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@swindon_alan it's bloody ace mate. Just needs some miles run on it to shake out any niggles. Which being an esprit I'm sure there will be.

the dash I'm sure is different to my red one - different layout on the gauges.

something was reassuringly nice driving it. Possibly not the worry of what might break ! 

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Awesome Barry,  I knew this was on the cards, loose lips sink ships and all that lol .     Proper chuffed for you mate,  mid spoiler has always been a favorite on the S cars with me, and as said by others, cracking colour combo, probably one of the best other than chrome orange that is. :P

Really pleased for you, now get some miles on her, and a cambelt to be on the safe side :thumbup:

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So, it's got the spoiler(s), when will it get some neon lights too!  :devil:

1 minute ago, Barrykearley said:

The missus likes the colour :animier: 

im getting no ear bashing at all. I am now starting to get worried what's coming

Or not, may be more to the point........

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God doesn't want me, and the Devil isn't finished with me yet.

 

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4 minutes ago, Barrykearley said:

The missus likes the colour :animier: 

im getting no ear bashing at all. I am now starting to get worried what's coming

Cancel my last about the v8 conversion motor home,  The s4 is getting one, your other half is packing your bags now Barry,  Always be wary of when they are been too nice for no reason :P

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She did mention she might like a new car yesterday. So maybe that's it. 

When they bringing out these little teslas ? :devil:

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Just a note @Barrykearley, you won't be able to put your lad's flip out screen DVD player in this one. Unlike the later V8s it's got the earlier wide S4/S4s/'96-'97 V8 dash. I was foiled by this as well.

Is it ok if this topic gets moved to the Esprit Chat forum? I think it belongs in there B-)

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I tempted fate...now my Esprit V8 IS in bits...(sob)

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Yeah topic needs moving - I had some issues with the drop down on the iPad. It would drop !!

we did manage to squeeze the DVD into the red one - will have to see what we can do - maybe we will need to do something different. 

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Just back from the garage to find this. That's kin lovely, liking the high wing. But those colours, so beautiful, and obviously the best by far. Well done mate! ? 

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Can you get a V8 in it?

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God doesn't want me, and the Devil isn't finished with me yet.

 

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My comments and observations are my own, invariably "tongue in cheek", and definitely, sarcastic in nature. Therefore, do not take my advice, suggestions, observations or posts seriously or personally and remember if you do, do anything, that I may have suggested, then you have done this based solely on your own decision to do so and therefore you acknowledge responsibility and accountability (I know, in this modern world these are the hardest things for you to accept) for your actions and indemnify me of any influence, responsibility, accountability, or liability, in what you have done. In other words, you did it, so suffer the consequences on your own!

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