When you open the garage .......

[Dan E]

[stephenwhyte]

Hmm that looks a bit empty

[LOTUSMAN33]

Dan, Hope you have not gone all eco on us and traded for two wheel sweat machines!

Seriously though I hope the dream machine is safe having work done? ?

[Dan E]

Dave, well no the black bike is the boys and the other one is two years old and the wife's and has not moved since purchase apart from when I need to get the lawn mower out. 

The black one has disappeared to a secret location in Watford for some TLC. I am sorry I can't talk about but it might be near Sparky's but keep that to yourself. TELL NO ONE! 

 

 

 

[Sparky]

Remember: "I have no recollection of that, Senator."

[Dan E]

Secure line only from now on. 

Do I need to plug it in Variable? 

 

[kostas86]

In the shop again?

[Mark Blanchard]

You've got some terrible draft gaps on your garrage door.  And why have you allowed bicycles in the garage?!  Dear oh dear!

[Barrykearley]

I'm glad mines trouble free and always in my garage 

[johnpwalsh]

I take it your speaking about your bike Barry. 

[Chillidoggy]

He could be talking about himself, but for the 'trouble-free' bit.

[Dan E]

Mark the house is awaiting full refurb just redoing the planning as when we looked at the first lot of plans we got through it was massive and there is only three of us so have shrunk it down considerably, well that and the amount of cash it was going to swallow. The garage becomes a snug with a new garage built separately on the side. 

Your right though about the gap under the door but I am loathed to do anything about any of it because it's all going to get ripped out soon. It needs to be soon as it is falling apart daily ?

Missing my car already only been gone a day 

[Sparky]

She says she misses you too, but things just aren't working out lately.  She wants to stay with me for a while.

[Dan E]

Stockholm syndrome? 

[Barrykearley]

42 minutes ago, Dan E said:

the house is awaiting full refurb just redoing the planning as when we looked at the first lot of plans we got through it was massive and there is only three of us so have shrunk it down considerably, well that and the amount of cash it was going to swallow. The garage becomes a snug with a new garage built separately on the side. 

Build it massive chap 

[Dan E]

Can't afford it mate. It was a monster with a granny flat on the side for him. Decided I will just kick him out whe I have had enough and save some cash ?Also means I get a bigger garage/office separate from the house. 

[johnpwalsh]

Kick them all out, get 6 port garage with a lift, upstairs storage, office attached. Sorted.

 

[swindon_alan]

That's my dream home John. A disused garage with ex-petrol station forecourt and plenty of bays. Live above it in the old offices as a flat. Bit of space out the back for a garden. Not sure that my good lady would be so keen...

[Dan E]

She is back! Dropped off this morning with no oil leak by The Sparkster. Thank you Sir, although I suspect you enjoyed the drive down ?

Now she is awaiting 2 days of detailing on the 21st Aug. 

[Barrykearley]

I'm sure I've seen that in a spotted section drifting round a roundabout and doing burnouts from some traffic lights....... just saying

[Dan E]

?, he was doing doughnuts on my drive so I wouldn't be surprised. Just took it out for an hour it is flying. 

I cant believe I got away with that dis board in that pic. 

[Barrykearley]

Nowt wrong with that chap - I'm a firm believer in natural selection 

[Dan E]

You know what it is like on your own house. The blanks are sitting underneath it, I will put them in tomorrow now you know ?

[Barrykearley]

Ummm - doubt you will ?

[TAR]

1 hour ago, Dan E said:

he was doing doughnuts on my drive

I hope he didn't leave sugar on the carpet.