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Pieces ain't right.  Shiv, vodka bottle, hoodie.  I'd suggest mobile phone but I guess that's already been stolen.

British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland.  And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden.

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By the time they've put in McDonalds, Pizza Express, Dominos, KFC, Pete's Fish Factory, the Argi-Bhaji curry house, dodgy boozers, amusement arcades, and the charity shops, they'll probably have run out of spaces because the jail occupies one complete side of the board.

Margate Exotics.

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It's not the price of the wrenches, it's how you handle them! 😉

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I have made many mistakes in my life. Buying a multiple Lotus is not one of them.

 

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Couldn't agree more.  I know plenty of crap golfers with expensive clubs.

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British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland.  And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden.

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On 20/12/2019 at 13:50, mayevora said:

So what to do if you run out of wrapping paper......

 

 

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Quite appropriate! After all, it's no more than a baby shower that got way out of control. 😄

I have made many mistakes in my life. Buying a multiple Lotus is not one of them.

 

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2 hours ago, Bibs said:

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I’m sure I’m not the only one to check if it’s real on Google Maps 😊

Out for a Blat or on the Allotment

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I was in WHSmith’s this morning in the Birthday card section they were selling these cards with enclosed DVD’s of the particular year. 1988 may be correct but 1986 was looking way out. 😁

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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk - that will teach us to keep mouth shut!

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I believe it's only a temporary closure as she's at the launderette.

God doesn't want me, and the Devil isn't finished with me yet.

 

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