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Me! 

Biggest. Dumbest. Thickest. Most inflexible. Least sharp. Totally invaluable. Worthless in order words.

Best tool I have ever bought - a cement mixer. love it. In love with it!

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Back in my motor bike days, most definitely an impact driver. 

Cheap as chips and to use it you give it a good whack with a lump hammer 🔨🔨. Very satisfying 😉

Tony 

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A cheap stainless steel digital caliper;  EZ metric/imperial conversions, scribes soft materials, more accurate than I can generally shape things, does differential measures with the zero function. Cheaper than your lunch, so you're not afraid to use it.  Get the one that does fractional sizes for a few coins more. Get a few more for your friends' birthdays!

 

https://www.ebay.com/itm/265075886433?epid=4043347026&hash=item3db7c10961:g:~moAAOSwoyFgQLCF

 

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The person that makes the coffee. :coffee: 

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6 hours ago, snowrx said:

A cheap stainless steel digital caliper;  EZ metric/imperial conversions, scribes soft materials, more accurate than I can generally shape things, does differential measures with the zero function. Cheaper than your lunch, so you're not afraid to use it.  Get the one that does fractional sizes for a few coins more. Get a few more for your friends' birthdays!

 

https://www.ebay.com/itm/265075886433?epid=4043347026&hash=item3db7c10961:g:~moAAOSwoyFgQLCF

 

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And it doubles as an adjustable spanner. 

Margate Exotics.

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Only on very tiny nuts. You will experience difficulties the larger the bolt gets. And you may experience difficulties trying to undo a metric nut if you have the readout on imperial and vice versa.

Advice is free. :P 

And remember: There are no stoopid questions, but there are stoopid answers.

And mine just might qualify. :D 

All we know is that when they stop making this, we will be properly, properly sad.Jeremy Clarkson on the Esprit.

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If it works. Otherwise it is just a paperweight.

Or a prop for a coffee as per my previous post above.

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All we know is that when they stop making this, we will be properly, properly sad.Jeremy Clarkson on the Esprit.

Opinions are like armpits. Everyone has them, some just stink more than others.

For forum issues, please contact one of the Moderators. (I'm not one of the elves anymore, but I'll leave the link here)

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11 hours ago, C8RKH said:

Me! 

Biggest. Dumbest. Thickest. Most inflexible. Least sharp. Totally invaluable. Worthless in order words.

Best tool I have ever bought - a cement mixer. love it. In love with it!

Like minds Andy, was also going to say that.

I'm on my third cement mixer having worn out the first 2. My wacker plate is also excellent for levelling lawns.

Tool I most wondered "how the hell did I live before I bought this" is my sonicrafter, use it for everything, even stirs the tea nicely.

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Blessed with the competence to be a slave to the incapable.

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7 hours ago, ramjet said:

Hmm. Gotta love the Chinese.

Ruler = rule. A ruler is one of those guys that controls his country with an iron fist.

They sure know all about those!

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Dunno, not been able to get in my garage since I moved in. 

Also, what is this "Tool" that you speak of? 

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Step 1) Go to bathroom.

Step 2) Turn on light.

Step 3) Look in mirror.

Step 4) Observe reflection.

Step 5) Understand that 'reflection = tool'.

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All we know is that when they stop making this, we will be properly, properly sad.Jeremy Clarkson on the Esprit.

Opinions are like armpits. Everyone has them, some just stink more than others.

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My Faithfull mini socket set.

Use it nearly every day and it's a joy to use.

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