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56 minutes ago, eeyoreish said:

That really is sh*t news... 

Yeah, bloody shit, as a good friend stated.

Tumour humour!

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Bobs a ****. 

I'm a good shot with an air rifle if it'll help? Could snipe him from 20 yards I think. 👍💪

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Best wishes, you calling it Bob reminded me of this.

 

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It's about my manservant...

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Great of you to share this Gary and puts all lives other little aches and pains (Like the SNP) into perspective.  It really brings home the importance of that bowel screening test every 2 years.  I was so pi$$ed off with a mate recently who "poo poo'd" the whole idea and said a waste of time and disgusting to do it.  What he was trying to do is anybody's guess!

Good luck with your arguments with Bob.

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Wow, bit of a bombshell that!

The wise words of an Australian uncle of mine once said:-

rectum’ ! ?…..  it flammin’ destroyed ‘um!

It’s only metal, it cannot win!

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I told you not to retire 

hindsight: the science that is never wrong

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You'll drink Bob under the table Gary, only one winner there mate......

Dave.

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So what dooo you call a drowning man...?

Put that shake to use - get some rattle cans and respray.

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6 hours ago, Bazza 907 said:

Enough about you, are the nurses fit?


There’s a nice pair of boys called Julian and Rupert, but it’s difficult to see when your head’s being forced into a pillow.

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Margate Exotics.

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As I said to the doc t'other day: keep it up!

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as I said on the text, getting a 30 year old Esprit manifold off or Bob no contest, Bob doesn't stand a chance. You look after yourself Sparkles. x 

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Fuckerty Fuck Fuck! - Feel a proper git after that last picture I made now! 
Don’t think of it as surgery - more of a factory recall for an adjustment and like you say, laughter is the best medicine… unless you have diarrhoea.

Rooting for you and sending a man hug.

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk - that will teach us to keep mouth shut!

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No, not a factory recall @mayevora as the bloody parts will be on back order again!

Many years ago I was responsible for the IT project that introduced Bowel Screening to Scotland, to this day the software is still in use and all Scottish screening is still done in Dundee. It was a shitty job but I'm immensely proud of my small role in it, which established Scotland at the forefront if cancer screening in the UK. Eventually, England caught up! If you get the test don't be a prick, get it done and sent back.

@sparky my brother in law is called Bob, he lives in Bushey. Feel free to target him too! 😜

All the best with this latest adventure.

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God doesn't want me, and the Devil isn't finished with me yet.

 

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1 hour ago, mayevora said:

Feel a proper git after that last picture I made now! 

Ha, you couldn't offend me if you tried!

 

2 hours ago, Dan E said:

as I said on the text, getting a 30 year old Esprit manifold off or Bob no contest, Bob doesn't stand a chance. You look after yourself Sparkles

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Thanks, lads, for all the messages!  I will keep laughing right up until something drops me.

Still awaiting that all-important CT appointment...

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A sense of humour and positive outlook is worth more than prayers or good wishes.

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God doesn't want me, and the Devil isn't finished with me yet.

 

The small print.

My comments and observations are my own, invariably "tongue in cheek", and definitely, sarcastic in nature. Therefore, do not take my advice, suggestions, observations or posts seriously or personally and remember if you do, do anything, that I may have suggested, then you have done this based solely on your own decision to do so and therefore you acknowledge responsibility and accountability (I know, in this modern world these are the hardest things for you to accept) for your actions and indemnify me of any influence, responsibility, accountability, or liability, in what you have done. In other words, you did it, so suffer the consequences on your own!

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Here is a not very creative joke but one I thought might just put a smile on your face today @Sparky

“Why did the proctologist drive a brown Lotus Esprit? Because he wanted to get to the bottom of things… and maybe hit 60 mph in under 5 seconds!” 😄

Long time Lotus admirer, recent owner

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Loving Lionel and Eleanor......missing Charlie and Sonny

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Arg! And I thought I was special! You just have to copy me don't you! 

Though mine was on my front and involved not only 3 Colonoscopies (also non sedated) but a one down my Japs eye...... So Nyahhhhhh! :P

In all seriousness, I did tell you to stop shoving things up your arse! it can cause these kinds of issues!

 

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Possibly save your life. Check out this website. https://www.cancerresearchuk.org/about-cancer/mens-cancer

 

 

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